MCCARTNEY SUGGESTS HEATHER DISPLAYS HER GARDENS TO THE PUBLIC

HOW GREEN WAS MY VALLEY

Published on Wed 16 January 2008 by IanMcShane

MCCARTNEY SUGGESTS HEATHER DISPLAYS HER GARDENS TO THE PUBLIC

Paul McCartney has helpfully suggested to Heather Mills that she might be able to raise money to pay off her rising debts by opening her gardens to the public. The couple are due to begin a less-than-friendly divorce battle in the courts next month, and sources believe that Heather is seething at what she sees as an insulting and patronising piece of advice from her ex-husband.

I'm sure she's done worse for money than allowing random members of the public tramp around in her garden for a fiver. There was that GMTV interview, for a start.

An un-named (naturally) source close to the pair reports that Heather is unhappy at the advice, which at best she sees as cheeky and at worst rampant piss-taking of the highest order.

"Heather is furious because she feels Paul made the suggestions in a sarcastic way. She also thinks they're unworkable and, to be quite honest, ridiculous. As if she can open up land around her home - she'll have all sorts coming in and invading her privacy."

*Please note, HM has turned over a new leaf and will therefore not be making any smutty jokes about any aspect of Heather's 'garden'...

Paul McCartney, heather mills, divorce, debts, GMTV, garden, privacy

pass it on print article

WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
NEWSMOUND
HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'

COMMENTS

		poisondwarf on Wed 16 January 2008 said... Turned over a new leaf...........good god HM, that's the only reason we read this site for the smut...sort it out!
		dandyboy on Wed 16 January 2008 said... I heard she only opens her garden to rich popstars and sheiks.
		workm8 on Wed 16 January 2008 said... does anyone else think her mouth looks like an anus in that picture?
		greatwhite on Wed 16 January 2008 said... Workm8, what kind of anus do you have ?
		MissChampion on Wed 16 January 2008 said... An anus with lipstick on... yes.
		MrsMoon on Wed 16 January 2008 said... I've got a bit of heather in my garden...her leg...a feature and a talking point.
		MerylHighground on Wed 16 January 2008 said... I'm sure her well-trimmed borders are easier on the eye than Sir Paul's well-trampled smallholding.