KERRY SPRINGER

Bus driver John Dowd, who says he 'bedded' Kerry's mum 28 years ago (although I doubt the pair ever made it anywhere near a bed), is seeking to rekindle his relationship with his daughter, which probably ended somewhere between thanking Kerry's mum for the bunk up and catching the last bus home.

Now it seems that Kerry has agreed to the DNA test but only if it can all be filmed for her MTV show, 'Crazy In Love'. Ah, isn't that sweet of her - finding out her true parentage and entertaining the nation at the same time. What a woman!

Dowd reportedly received a letter from the production company behind the documentary saying:

"Kerry would like to do a DNA test with you. However, because we are filming the whole time we would like to capture this on camera."

To which Dowd replied:

"It's like blackmail, it's unbelievable. They're basically saying, 'If you don't do it on TV, then she won't do it.'"

All this needs now for it to be a proper episode of 'Jerry Springer' is for there to be a bit of substance abuse, some smoking while pregnant and maybe an accusation or two of infidelity. Oh..