Now everyone's bored of the
iPhone, been through at least two
iPods, all in different colours, let us introduce: the
iPhone Shuffle. It's a cross between the iPhone and iPod Shuffle, meaning you call a number at random and then not know who you are talking to (until you recognise the voice).
OK so it's not actually real but it's only matter of time before the idiots who have left comments under the clip on YouTube demand one.
Speaking of iPhones, on the slim chance anyone is reading this that has an iPhone for sale, please get in touch. Like the twat that I am, I smashed the fucking thing the day the world sold out.
*world fails to feel sorry for smug internet wanker with a broken
iphone*