Guess which celebrity bought a strap-on sex toy?

COCKED, BLOCKED WITH TWO PURPLE BARRELS

Published on Tue 11 September 2007 by HOLYMOLY!

Guess which celebrity bought a strap-on sex toy?

Which middle-aged pop star still knows how to keep her husband firmly in line..?

Looking at Madonna and Guy Ritchie, you would never believe that she wears the trousers in that marriage. I mean, take Guy Ritchie for instance. This doorman/husband man-mountain has directed OVER one-and-a-half decent films, wears a white baseball cap and joined a pseudo-religion quicker than his new wife could say Vogue FOR GOD'S SAKE! He's in charge!

That's why the thought of her whipping guy home, strapping this purple-headed warrior on and easing the head in gently before drilling into oblivion ~~gives me a semi-erection~~ shocks me to the very core.

Into The Groove
Dear (Guy you big) Jessie
Open Your ~~Heart~~ Arse
I'VE RAN OUT - YOUR TURN...

Pictures courtesy of Just Jared

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pass it on print article

WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
NEWSMOUND
HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'

COMMENTS

		Yogithebare on Tue 11 September 2007 said... I guess that explains that pained expression Guy always has on his face - ouch!
		Yogithebare on Tue 11 September 2007 said... When she's buggering Guy I bet she sings - "What It Feels like for a Girl" to him.
		HOLYMOLY! on Tue 11 September 2007 said... DAMN! that's a great one Yogi. haha
		Fucksocks! on Tue 11 September 2007 said... I think that's actually for guy to use. The utter stress of being married to this knackered shag-pipe would scare any bloke's cock into hiding!
		holymary on Tue 11 September 2007 said... When I picture Madonna wearing a strap-on, Guy Ritchie doesn't feature...................
		DapperDan on Tue 11 September 2007 said... I bet his arse will be black and TRUE BLUE. or something to do with DEEPER AND DEEPER
		DapperDan on Tue 11 September 2007 said... Substitute for love
		imtypingonakeyboard on Tue 11 September 2007 said... Don't Cry For My Arsegentina
		Krooner on Tue 11 September 2007 said... Judging by Ritchies stance in that second picture I'd say the just got through making MUSIC! ... God I hate myself...
		gobenji on Tue 11 September 2007 said... Makes you wonder what's in his little box.. A wooden spoon and some savlon perhaps.
		gobenji on Tue 11 September 2007 said... Here it is in all its glory. http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=23&pid=2156
		TheMonk on Tue 11 September 2007 said... "Spray of Shite", "Cry Another Day" or simply "Take a Bow" (I know too many Madonna songs, don't I? Shit)
		holymary on Tue 11 September 2007 said... Maybe she could do some covers ............"Pull up to the Bumper" or "Tunnel of Love"
		Holden on Tue 11 September 2007 said... "Like an Anal Virgin"
		Holden on Tue 11 September 2007 said... Kabbalaaaaaaaahahhhh!
		RoyKeane on Tue 11 September 2007 said... The thought of this is making me puke.
		josiewales on Tue 11 September 2007 said... Id let madge bum me anyday
		merkinhead on Tue 11 September 2007 said... Poor Guy and his (un)Lucky (chocolate)Star(fish).
		sirbuckle on Tue 11 September 2007 said... ho ho happy days