LOHAN, GROAN, MOAN

At last, a clip of the eagerly-awaited reality series 'Living Lohan'. When the idea for the series was first floated it seemed that Dina, the mother from Hell would be the main focus of the camera's attention, so the producers must have been delighted when pushy little Ali flung herself centre-stage and became the ultimate stage-school brat.

Incredibly, this clip almost (almost) makes you feel sorry for Lindsay having to grow up in the same family as this self-obsessed little harridan. I blame the parents.

"I can’t sing a song I don’t believe in."

Sheer, teeth-grinding pretentiousness at its highest.