The Sun is reporting that England and Chelsea defender
Ashley Cole has cheated on his Girls Aloud wife
Cheryl Cole with a 22-year-old girl after a drunken night out.
According to the girl, Aimee Walton, Cole, 27, was reportedly sick on a car on the way back to her friend's flat where he was sick again after they started having sex.
Now, we're not condoning the actions, if they took place, but if Ashley needs a way of saying sorry to Cheryl it shouldn't be too hard to convince her he didn't like it - he was SICK DURING INTERCOURSE after all.
Either that or he could go for the Eddie Murphy approach, from back when he was funny...
"
Let's talk about the word fuck for a minute."