If you're not sick of having all the promotion for 'Sex and the City: The Movie' shoved down your throat, why not shove it up a different part of your anatomy with the launch of
a SATC-themed vibrator? Now you can pleasure yourself whilst thinking about a group of over-paid, wrinkly old harridans who are well past their best. What could be more sexy, girls?
Paul McCartney must be doing cartwheels with a big fat spliff in his mouth while wiping his arse on specially-made Heather Mills toilet paper today with the news that the judge presiding over his divorce has awarded a
decree nisi. He can now kiss goodbye to his six-year marriage to the scheming fantasist, although he's probably just happy he doesn't have to kiss that cat's bum of a mouth any more...
Here's the man who knocked out
Suge Knight, understandably reluctant to reveal his name.
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No matter how he tries,
Usher can't shake off
Mark Ronson's mother.
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Some beautiful merchandise to celebrate the marriage of
Jenna Bush.
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Sienna Miller not happy about her dad watching her sex scenes. Dad not over the moon either, you'd imagine.
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Indiana Jones will be taking a trip to Cannes for the premiere.
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Some idiot has offered
Tori Spelling another job. Will they never learn?
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Sarah Jessica Parker has hands like an octogenarian goalkeeper.
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In stunning news, horny old goat
Hugh Hefner has declared that he
does not plan to marry, which is news to no one apart from his extremely disappointed 28-year-old girlfriend. Another shocker is that he has no plans to retire, preferring to go through the grim, daily grind of looking at
naked women parading in front of him in a seemingly endless stream.
Pictures after the jump...
The world's favourite actress must be
Kirsten Dunst. Every time she speaks on screen the world holds its collective breath, waiting to see if those razor sharp eye teeth rip her lips apart this time. Kirsten has been in
rehab lately after it was pointed out to her that she was spending more time
pictured drunk in the media than actually drawing breath.
Pete Doherty has admitted that he was once so wasted he nearly
battered his kitten to death with a spade. And if the rumours are true that he also feeds them cocaine, then that poor cat would not have stood a chance.
It was the
Sex and the City movie premiere in London's Leicester Square last night.
Sarah Jessica Parker must have thought it was Ladies day at the races (and we're not referring to her horse-like face this time). Look at the ridiculous excuse for a hat she was wearing.
Can it really be half a decade since
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez decided to call time on their mutually-beneficial relationship? It only seems like yesterday that their grinning faces were staring smugly from the pages of every celebrity magazine, as they declared their love for each other and watched the money come role in.
It appears that the beautiful friendship between
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may not be as strong as it once was. It has been reported that the pair are incredibly close, with Sam even being good enough to stay over at Lindsay's house regularly to ensure she stays on the straight and narrow...
Bravo to actress
Cate Blanchett who has declared to Glamour magazine that she would never consider
going under the knife to boost her looks, though having this attitude is certainly easier to pull off if your blessed with an ethereal beauty rather than looking like the back end of a fire-damaged bus.
