Kanye West blows up equipment with Keane<div id="teaser2">Here's a nightmare scenario. You walk into a recording studio and there are the faces of Kanye West and the idiots from Keane grinning insipidly back at you, listening to their own bland music. Recently the King and Prince Regents of beige music were united in a studio where Kanye chose to play his new album to the hard-rocking muthas in the band. </div>

John Travolta flies to Turkey for a bath<div id="teaser2">John Travolta was feeling a bit bored and down at the weekend, so what better way to pick oneself up than tootle about for a while in one's own personal airplane? Yeah, that lifts the depression! And John had the mad idea of going to a Turkish bath. In Turkey. So the shaven-headed star (who has in the past denied rumours about his sexuality) and three 'companions' flew halfway around the world for a nice relaxing session.</div>

The Britney Spears Documentary was PROPER good.<div id="teaser2">Did you watch it? If not, part 1 is here...</div>

Who is very wrong in thinking 'only God can judge' them?<div id="teaser2">Jodie Marsh! Jodie showed off her new 'Only God Can Judge Me' tattoo just next to the Sammy Davis Jr and Buddy Holly ones (those two are probably spinning in their graves as we type). Besides, we think we can judge you quite well, especially in that outfit. (And with that nose and those tits...)</div>