with those softly spoken, "i'm a genuinely nice guy" voices. first man could not be more smug. If he knew what a good idea it was to learn whilst he was earning, why didn't he tell his mate at the time instead of 2 years later? cunt. "I'm my own boss now". He didn't even ask you who your boss was, he said "nice van". fucking conceited cunt. Cunts the pair of you.

Don't get me wrong, there are a few people out there who I seriously admire: some bands, some cinema directors,some actors etc.. I’m pretty much normal so far: I go and see their new movie, download the tunes etc... but am I the only one who thinks that those "fans" who stand for hours in the freezing cold and yell someone's name to get a fucking scribble on a piece of paper are the saddest twats alive?!!
Oh yeah, it makes no doubt Brad will forever remember your ugly mug yelling his name and brandishing a piece of paper right in his face for 10mns until he had enough and instead of punching you to make you stop, takes a second to doodle a couple of lines on your shitty piece of paper….
Deluded cunts.

i wake up at 8, you, the cunt next door wake up at 6, and rather than buy a 59p of de-icer and use a bit of elbow muscle to scrap the windscreen on your shitty van (which your parents no doubt lived in for years and bummed each other and even though they knew they were brother and sister they had you, you chav twat) you start the engine and leave it with a loud shitty exhaust growling away till your windscreen clears waking everyone up.
I swear, I will staple your nuts to a train and as it trundles out of the station with you screening like a banshee, i shall be smiling.

..who walk very slowly across the main road in front of your car, with the smug "I dare you" look on their face. Well, let me tell you, I'm buying a fucking juggernaught and I'm coming to mow down every last fucking one of you!!!!

for being a fucking brilliant guitar and also suing Coldplay - congrats, sir!

For styling out male pattern baldness.

for saying she is too busy to write and release any new songs.

For the eye wateringly brilliant S&M Albums, making driving fast that bit more fun

nobody knows why people hide the registration plate in classified ads, but they still do it themselves.

but everyone else thinks you're a cunt.

Seen one baby, you have seen them all

Any element of cool about you will always be lost instantly the moment your brolly turns inside out in the gales and driving rain.