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WHO: Elton John aka Reginald Kenneth Dwight
WHEN: 25 March, 1947
WHERE: Pinner, Middlesex, UK
WHAT: Camp pop tantrum thrower
HEIGHT: 5 ft 7 in
KNOWN FOR: Singing some songs, being pretty bloody unpleasant, being rich and wearing wigs
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For four decades, Elton John has scored steady success with his musical
talent and is celebrated as one of the most successful artists of his
generation.
With sausage fingers poised softly over piano keys, John has produced
hit after hit including the highest selling single ever, 'Candle In The
Wind.' Having been re-written as an ode to the late Princess Diana, the
public worldwide gobbled in up in their desperation to feel sorry for
the odiously rich Royal family.
Unfortunately, John lacks the modesty and sense of humour to let him
handle his burgeoning ego. This is often seen with undiginified public
displays of vulgar behaviour and language so colourful it would make an
ASBO owning teen blush.
Infamously having had a drug habit that could kill a small horse daily,
John has kicked that, but not his other nasty vice; hissy fits, which
remain his favoured form of communication.
While on tour in the late seventies, his drug use was particularly
heavy. On one notorious occasion something began to bother little
Reggie. Throwing his chubby arms up in despair before collapsing into
the foetal position, John demanded that someone put a stop to the
amount of wind that was blowing outside his hotel bedroom.
His temper tantrums escalated at the same alarming rate as his hair
receeded and John was soon at it again, ranting 'vile pig, vile fucking
pig' in an apparent response to photographers if not a startled
reaction to his own refection.
Despite his unpleasant and undignified outbursts, Elton John has
founded his own charity, been knighted by the Queen and after his first
mishap of marrying a woman, entered a civil partnership with David
Furnish.
With Furnish by his side, Elton John continues to achieve chart success
on a global scale but is yet to be as triumphant in his battle against
his weight, ego and atrocious taste.