ALL THE CELEBS ON HOLY MOLY
| WHO: Paris Hilton aka Paris Whitney Hilton WHEN: 17 February, 1981 WHERE: New York City, USA WHAT: Socialite and self-proclaimed ‘brand’ HEIGHT: 5 ft 7½ in KNOWN FOR: Being filmed having bad sex, saying “It’s hot” in an affected drawl |
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Paris Hilton,
sex tape,
photos,
video,
sex video,
nude,
naked,
porn,
britney spears,
tape,
exposed,
Simple life,
Nicole Richie
| WHO: Britney Spears aka Britney Jean Spears WHEN: 2 December, 1981 WHEN: Kentwood, Louisiana, USA WHAT: Pop moppet turned sex kitten turned bald, chubby loon HEIGHT: 5 ft 4 in KNOWN FOR: Fuelling kiddy fiddlers’ schoolgirl fantasies, marrying a gypsy, having an ugly vagina, going mad |
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Britney Spears,
pictures,
Bald,
shaved head,
naked,
nude,
sex tape,
Britney Spears pussy,
Britney Spears hair,
no knickers,
Britney
| WHO: Lindsay Dee Lohan WHEN: 2 July, 1986 WHERE: New York City, USA WHAT: Actress, party girl, irritant HEIGHT: 5 ft 6 in KNOWN FOR: Getting smashed and flashing her fanny (See also Spears, Britney & Hilton, Paris), bad blog writing, husky voice, Freaky Friday, that's it. |
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picture,
naked,
nude,
upskirt,
flash,
photo,
picture flash,
pussy,
pussy picture,
no knickers,
Lindsay lohan,
Calum Best
| WHO: Kate Moss aka Katherine Ann Moss WHEN: 16 January, 1974 WHERE: Addiscombe, Surrey, UK WHAT: Clothes horse, cocaine fiend HEIGHT: 5 ft 7 in KNOWN FOR: Hoofing cocaine like there’s no tomorrow, looking good in a frock, saying absolutely nothing, inexplicably shagging Pete Doherty. |
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picture,
Pete doherty,
gallery,
video,
photo,
news,
fashion,
biography,
pregnant,
hair cut,
hair,
young picture,
Kate Moss,
model,
Agent Provocateur,
Cocaine,
Drugs
| WHO: Pete Doherty aka Peter Doherty WHEN: 12 March, 1979 WHERE: Hexham, Northumberland, UK WHAT: A parody of rock and roll debauchery HEIGHT: 6 ft 2 in KNOWN FOR: Taking drugs, failing to stop taking drugs, inexplicably managing to shag Kate Moss. |
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kate moss,
latest,
picture,
news,
gossip,
journal,
biography,
photo,
video,
rehab,
Latest news,
Pete doherty,
babyshambles,
the Libertines,
carl barat,
Mick Jones,
Heroin,
Drugs,
Addict,
Loser
| WHO: Tom Cruise aka Thomas Cruise Mapother IV WHEN: 3 July, 1962 WHERE: Syracuse, New York, USA WHAT: Actor, religious lunatic HEIGHT: 3 ft 2 in KNOWN FOR: Being short, a very good actor, smarmy, a scientologist and of questionable sexuality |
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katie holmes,
height,
scientology,
pictures,
wedding,
biography,
baby,
wedding pictures,
photo,
tom cruise,
sexuality
| WHO: Katie Holmes aka Kate Noelle Holmes WHEN: 18 December, 1978 WHERE: Toledo, Ohio, USA WHAT: Actress, beard HEIGHT: 5 ft 9 in KNOWN FOR: Being taller than her husband |
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Tom cruise,
picture,
wedding dress,
Tom cruise wedding,
pregnant,
Tom cruise wedding picture,
wedding,
Tom cruise baby,
baby,
Katie holmes,
scientology
| Who: David and Victoria Beckham (nee Adams), aka Posh and Becks, aka Derek and the Dog. When: 2 May, 1975 and 17 April, 1974 Where: Leytonstone, London and Harlow, Essex. What: Footballer and Singer, consummate celebrity culture parasites Height: 6 ft and 5 ft 4 in. Known For: Being quite good at kicking a ball, being the one who didn’t do much in the Spice Girls. |
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David Beckham,
Victoria Beckham,
Posh and Becks,
Posh Spice,
Becks,
Man Utd,
Manchester United,
Spice Girls,
Rebecca Loos,
Real Madrid,
LA Galaxy,
Simon Fuller,
19 Management,
fashion disaster,
England football,
Dane Bowers,
Damonm Dash,
Brooklyn,
Romeo,
| WHO: Brad Pitt aka William Bradley Pitt WHEN: 18 December, 1963 WHERE: Shawnee, Oklahoma, USA WHAT: Actor, moron HEIGHT: 5 ft 11 in KNOWN FOR: Smoking prodigious amounts of cannabis |
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brad pitt,
angelina jolie,
picture,
jennifer aniston,
film. photo,
movie,
news,
biography,
hair style,
height,
| WHO: Angelina Jolie, aka Angelina Jolie Voight WHEN: 4 June, 1975 WHERE: Los Angeles, USA WHAT: Actress, serial adopter HEIGHT: 5 ft 8 in KNOWN FOR: Snogging her brother, wearing blood, collecting children. |
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picture,
brad pitt,
news,
movie,
photo,
biography,
video,
latest news,
Young,
brad pitt picture,
Angelina jolie
| WHO: Amy Winehouse aka Amy Jade Winehouse WHEN: 14 September, 1983 WHERE: Southgate, London WHAT: Singer, drinker, tattooed lady HEIGHT: 5 ft 3 in KNOWN FOR: Singing, drinking and drugging like a woman ten times her size, marrying in haste. |
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Amy Winehouse,
Back to Black,
Rehab,
I'm no good,
Blake,
wedding,
glastonbury,
self harm,
drunk,
Frank
| WHO: Lily Rose Beatrice Allen WHEN: May 2, 1985 WHERE: Hammersmith, London WHAT: Singer, sometimes ‘fashion’ designer HEIGHT: Quite short. KNOWN FOR: Posting whiny rants on her MySpace blog, being the daughter of Keith Allen, brawling with paparazzi, mouthing off at any and every conceivable target. Singing, drinking and drugging like a woman ten times her size, marrying in haste. |
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Lily Allen,
LDN,
Smile,
Alright Still,
Alfie,
Cheryl Cole,
Fight,
Booze,
New Look,
Fashion,
Miquita Oliver,
Amy Winehouse,
celebrity feud,
| WHO: Peter Andre and Katie Price aka Jordan, aka Katrina Alexandra Infield WHEN: 27 February, 1973 and 22 May, 1978 WHERE: NHarrow, London and Brighton, East Sussex (via Australia). WHAT: Pop muppet and glamour girl turned reality TV whores. HEIGHT: 5 ft 2 in and 5 ft 9 in. KNOWN FOR: Both having rather large breasts, both getting them out on frequent occasions, singing badly and selling every single detail of their lives to the highest bidder. |
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jordan,
katie price,
peter andre,
mysterious girl,
porno,
dane bowers,
im a celebrity,
reality tv,
television,
harvey,
junir,
crystal,
princess tiami
| WHO: Elton John aka Reginald Kenneth Dwight WHEN: 25 March, 1947 WHERE: Pinner, Middlesex, UK WHAT: Camp pop tantrum thrower HEIGHT: 5 ft 7 in KNOWN FOR: Singing some songs, being pretty bloody unpleasant, being rich and wearing wigs |
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Elton John,
Reginald Dwight,
Captain Fantastic,
Bernie Taupin,
David Furnish,
Rod Stewart,
Freddie Mercury,
Googbye Yellow Brick Road,
Tantrums and Tiaras,
| WHO: Jodie Marsh aka Jodie Louisa Marsh WHEN: 23 December, 1978 WHERE: Brentwood, Essex, UK WHAT: Living freak show HEIGHT: 5 ft 2 in KNOWN FOR: Wearing little more than a belt, feuding with Jordan, having a nose like a builder's elbow, breasts like spaniels ears and dubious sexual morals. |
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