Male model Fabio now looks like Frank Gallagher from 'Shameless'. TMZ

US comedienne Sarah Silverman is single, man. WWTDD

J.Lo is a nightmare to work for. What a massive surprise. Dlisted

Lynne Spears pictured buying a very apt book. Celebwarship

George W Bush showing his usual dignity and wisdom. Mollygood

Another rant from Courtney Love. ICYDK

Swiss model in four nipple shocker. Yeeeah

Melanie Brown is a wonderful mother. She simply insists on a crèche. INO

Tom Cruise provides son with flying lessons. In a pathetic earth craft! SeriouslyOMG

Jessica Simpson shows her paps to the paps. Lainey Gossip

Pamela Anderson's demure and unusual birthday cake. TMZ

Amy Winehouse's hipster pants slip a bit. Not safe for work – or humans – you have been warned. Dlisted

Pete Wentz showing his fantastic fashion sense again. Celebwarship

Steve-O goes loco. It's official. ICYDK

Britney Spears has a cunning plan. Can't see this failing… Hollyscoop

More on why 'The Dark Knight' will be the best film of the year. Laineygossip

Mark Ronson's outfit surely means there's a naked scarecrow out there somewhere? ASL

The funniest thing Jim Carrey has appeared in for years. CDL

Tom Cruise to star in 'A Fistful Of Engrams'? SeriouslyOMG

You'd have to be about three hundred feet high to appreciate this bit of sand art, but it's excellent nonetheless.

Here's a treat – the first five minutes of 'The Dark Knight' for free. Mollygood

Ashlee Simpson has a baby bump. Or maybe she just ate a pie. TMZ

Ed Harris manages to frighten the hell out of the paparazzi. WWTDD

Denise Richards makes her nephew feel a little embarrassed. Drunkenstepfather

Britney being confined to her bedroom has financial implications for a certain coffee shop. Dlisted

Angelina Jolie could be weeks away from giving birth, God help us. Celebwarship

Christie Brinkley's husband spent $3000 a month on internet porn. Must have a cock like a fighter pilot's trigger finger. ICYDK

Celebrity Death Pool with one candidate – Amy Winehouse. Hollyscoop

Mariah Carey's marriage in trouble? Never saw that coming… Hollyscoop

Want to see Katie Holmes on Broadway? Good, because no-one else does. Laineygossip

Karma targets Rose McGowan, as does Robert Rodriguez's ex and their five kids. IDLYITW

In case you missed that Rachael Hunter picture. Yeeeah

Big Brother contestants show their two best assets. IDLYITW

Angelina Jolie says she feels sexy whilst pregnant. Vanity Fair photos support this theory. Celebwarship

Tom Cruise has massively expensive party with a few close friends. Hollyscoop

Bill Murray likes the odd drink, orgy and pot smoking session. His wife doesn't. IDLYITW

Denise Richards debates the pros and cons of looking like an 'Eighties high class hooker'. Perezhilton

New Sarah Jessica Parker website confirms what we've all been thinking for a while. SJPlookslikeahorse

Lohan goes in to hospital for genuine illness shocker! Laineygossip

Liv Tyler can't quite believe what Rumer Willis looks like. Dlisted

Back through the mists of time when Tom Cruise was a big film star and Nicole Kidman could pick a decent script, the two stars adopted some children. Since the divorce the children, called Bella and Connor, have lived with Tom and not seen that much of Nicole as she's travelled the world making cack films and getting knocked up by a country singer called Urban. Worse, the kids call Katie Holmes 'Mum', which must be confusing as Holmes can only be about a year older than they are.

Mel B's husband gives her a slap and gets a fleshy ripple. Top marks for the shadow in this picture too. TMZ

German newspaper claims that Amy Winehouse doesn't leave home without a nappy. WWTDD

Pete Wentz looking like more of a twat than usual. Dlisted

Guess who's a big fan of Lindsay Lohan's music? Celebwarship

Alanis Morissette is honestly not bothered about her ex getting engaged to Scar-Jo. Honestly. Mollygood

Ben and Jerry produce the not at all tacky 'John Lennon' ice cream at last. ICYDK

Pink speaks up for Australian sheep. Plenty of time on her hands then? Hollyscoop

Colin Farrell looking like a greasy, thin tramp. Hopefully it's for a movie role. Laineygossip

Katie Holmes is relaxed, happy and beautiful. And yes, Tom Cruise is 5000 miles away from her. ASL

Matthew McConaughey's brother 'Rooster' is in a reality show. And he named his son 'Miller Lite'. Clearly a great man. Justjared

Will Smith. He's not involved with Scientology (he claims) despite the best efforts of uber-recruiter Tom Cruise flashing his dazzling smile towards Smith and demanding that he looks into his eyes (not around the eyes, etc). Some of the crew on Will's latest film, 'Hancock', were surprised by the wrap presents that Wicky-Wicky-Wa-Wa dispensed at the end of filming.

Katie Holmes has confirmed that she will move to New York soon in order to make her debut on Broadway in the play 'All My Sons'. As yet there is no news as to whether Tom Cruise will accompany her (it's not like he's awfully busy in Hollywood these days) or merely monitor her progress from his luxury suite currently orbiting three miles above the earth.