Carmen Electra does 'Hamlet'. Just joking, she's stripping off again. TMZ

Amy Winehouse receives an urgent shipment of what might be blood. WWTDD

You can see why Sam Ronson usually wears a hat. Dlisted

Who you gonna call? Steve Carrell. There may be a new 'Ghostbusters' movie. Contactmusic

This is why Selma Hayek's baby always looks delighted. Derekhail

What made Naomi Campbell and Heidi Klum fall for this multi-billionaire? Celebwarship

For some reason Samantha Ronson's career is on the up. Can't think why. Mollygood

Ali Lohan cuts to the chase and auditions for a porn director. Hollyscoop

Did Katie Holmes evict Tom's mother and sister from the house? ICYDK

Tori Spelling (and her ever-interesting face) are down on their luck. Laineygossip

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are no longer having a ball. Yeeeah

Congratulations to Will Smith who was yesterday named as the most profitable actor on the planet for last year. After research carried out by Forbes magazine, Will came out top of the poll with estimated earnings of $80m in the last year alone.

The producers of a new movie called 'Rap Therapy' have come up with the brilliant marketing wheeze of getting Eminem and Kid Rock to share a stage and participate in a freestyle rap battle, with the winner getting $1m for a charity of their choice. Personally I'd rather see Vanilla Ice take on MC Tunes for a tenner (and they probably would do it for that).

Poor old Katie Holmes. Despite the fact she has managed to run away from mad little controlling husband Tom Cruise for long enough to headline a Broadway show (which is going to be rubbish) she is still making the headlines. Not for outrageous behaviour or crazy comments, just because she has appeared in public with unhealthy-looking purple hands.

Millionairess Penelope Cruz, currently dating Javier Bardem, would like you to feel sorry for her. ICYDK

50 Cent passes a drug test and can now see his son without supervision. TMZ

Katie Holmes wearing heels yet Tom Cruise is taller. What in the name of Xenu is going on? Justjared

Sam Ronson not helping dispel those lesbian rumours. WWTDD

Kirsten Dunst has the scent of a new man and will not be deterred. Dlisted

Claire Danes looking more like an emaciated Great Dane. Yeeeah

Wee Man from Jackass has bagged Mena Suvari. Celebwarship

Not everyone in Nice is as positive about the Joile-Pitts as the mayor. Mollygood

Selma Blair is either a massive tease or incredibly stupid when it comes to lesbians. ICYDK

Matthew McConaughey sets up his own record label. Hope he doesn't lose his shirt. Contactmusic

Is Katie Holmes uncomfortable or has her battery just run out of juice? Does not compute. Laineygossip

Male model Fabio now looks like Frank Gallagher from 'Shameless'. TMZ

US comedienne Sarah Silverman is single, man. WWTDD

J.Lo is a nightmare to work for. What a massive surprise. Dlisted

Lynne Spears pictured buying a very apt book. Celebwarship

George W Bush showing his usual dignity and wisdom. Mollygood

Another rant from Courtney Love. ICYDK

Swiss model in four nipple shocker. Yeeeah

Melanie Brown is a wonderful mother. She simply insists on a crèche. INO

Tom Cruise provides son with flying lessons. In a pathetic earth craft! SeriouslyOMG

Jessica Simpson shows her paps to the paps. Lainey Gossip

Pamela Anderson's demure and unusual birthday cake. TMZ

Amy Winehouse's hipster pants slip a bit. Not safe for work – or humans – you have been warned. Dlisted

Pete Wentz showing his fantastic fashion sense again. Celebwarship

Steve-O goes loco. It's official. ICYDK

Britney Spears has a cunning plan. Can't see this failing… Hollyscoop

More on why 'The Dark Knight' will be the best film of the year. Laineygossip

Mark Ronson's outfit surely means there's a naked scarecrow out there somewhere? ASL

The funniest thing Jim Carrey has appeared in for years. CDL

Tom Cruise to star in 'A Fistful Of Engrams'? SeriouslyOMG

You'd have to be about three hundred feet high to appreciate this bit of sand art, but it's excellent nonetheless.

Here's a treat – the first five minutes of 'The Dark Knight' for free. Mollygood

Ashlee Simpson has a baby bump. Or maybe she just ate a pie. TMZ

Ed Harris manages to frighten the hell out of the paparazzi. WWTDD

Denise Richards makes her nephew feel a little embarrassed. Drunkenstepfather

Britney being confined to her bedroom has financial implications for a certain coffee shop. Dlisted

Angelina Jolie could be weeks away from giving birth, God help us. Celebwarship

Christie Brinkley's husband spent $3000 a month on internet porn. Must have a cock like a fighter pilot's trigger finger. ICYDK

Celebrity Death Pool with one candidate – Amy Winehouse. Hollyscoop

Mariah Carey's marriage in trouble? Never saw that coming… Hollyscoop

Want to see Katie Holmes on Broadway? Good, because no-one else does. Laineygossip

Karma targets Rose McGowan, as does Robert Rodriguez's ex and their five kids. IDLYITW

In case you missed that Rachael Hunter picture. Yeeeah

Big Brother contestants show their two best assets. IDLYITW

Angelina Jolie says she feels sexy whilst pregnant. Vanity Fair photos support this theory. Celebwarship

Tom Cruise has massively expensive party with a few close friends. Hollyscoop

Bill Murray likes the odd drink, orgy and pot smoking session. His wife doesn't. IDLYITW

Denise Richards debates the pros and cons of looking like an 'Eighties high class hooker'. Perezhilton

New Sarah Jessica Parker website confirms what we've all been thinking for a while. SJPlookslikeahorse

Lohan goes in to hospital for genuine illness shocker! Laineygossip

Liv Tyler can't quite believe what Rumer Willis looks like. Dlisted