Poor old Tom Cruise. Since he began talking about his 'religion' at every opportunity his popularity seems to have diminished, as have the numbers of people wanting to ay good money to see his ridiculous head floating about in the cinema. Now 'Valkyrie', his latest snappily-titled film is attracting criticism from all sides. Tom plays Colonel Claus con Stauffenberg, a German general who hatches a plot to kill Hitler. And plays him really badly. With a perfect Californian accent.

Star magazine is claiming that Katie Holmes is finding life with Tom Cruise increasingly difficult. What could be hard about living with a power-crazed madman who is second in command of his own religion? Tsk! These earth women are so weak. Poor human Katie is reportedly suffering from headaches and dizzy spells, so perhaps she has been forced to watch some of Tom's recent films.

Katie Holmes seems to have adopted a ‘If you can’t escape from them, join them’ attitude and is reportedly broody for another child with husband Tom Cruise. ‘Now’ magazine report that this will mean some form of IVF treatment, which Tom has ruled out immediately as it doesn’t sit well with his Scientology religion and it’s well-thought through tenets and beliefs.

Someone is following Tom Cruise. Intergalactic warlord is main suspect. Pagesix

This is not Kristin Davis. She did not make a sex tape. Just to prove it, here's some more pictures. WWTDD

Here's a mercifully short clip of Britney Spears in her comedy cameo. Dlisted

The Joker, off out to dinner with Bratman. Celebwarship

Will Smith still insisting he isn’t converting to Mentalism. Mollygood

Was P Diddly involved in the shooting of Tupac Shakur? ICYDK

Jenna Jameson wants to see a new naked lady. Hollyscoop

Is 'M-Dolla' Madonna's new identity? Towleroad

Donald Trump, the seventeen year-old and lots of vodka. IDLYITW

Will Ferrell is a nice and generous man. Celebitchy

Mariah Carey uses the world 'dichotomy' in an interview! INO

Vince Vaughn fires his manager as he only earns $20m per movie. Justjared

Tori Spelling and her mother. One got the forehead, the other the jaw. Pagesix

Katie Holmes is once again professing her love for earth husband Tom Cruise, and though she's stopped short of jumping on sofas and shouting "Yeah!Yeah! I'm in love!" she's not far off. She seems to believe that if she repeats it enough then people will actually begin to believe they have a loving relationship rather than a jailer/captor one. To this end, she asked permission from Tom then trotted off with several bodyguards to be interviewed by InStyle magazine.

There were more people at the Oscars than there were watching them. Celebwarship

How to get on TV. Have a famous father and be called 'Lily'. Yahoonews

Janet Jackson actually has a sense of humour. Good on her. Mollygood

Whoopi Goldberg soldiers on despite Oscars snub, the brave little trouper. ASL

Surprisingly, Tori Spelling's autobiography sounds as dull as the woman herself. Celebritynation

Tom Cruise misses the Oscars to go car racing. Luckily he wasn't nominated for any awards. Eonline

Rihanna is lovely on the inside too. Her heart, that is. Hollyscoop

Daniel Radcliffe gets a big snog from James Corden.

Katie Holmes is in for an incredible treat this Valentine's Day, says Tom Cruise. Naturally, he's not spilling the beans about his plans, but they'll be special, you mark his words. Oh they'll be oh-so-special, because Tom has confessed that he will "never be down with love". You hear that, mortal men out there? Tom Cruise will NEVER BE DOWN WITH LOVE! Such pretty words, it's like Keats, Shelley and Donne all rolled into one with added intergalactic travel as a bonus.

Denise Richards is the worst Bond girl ever. Dlisted

The odd story of Christina Ricci, her breasts and a monkey. Sounds like a Tim Burton film. ASL

Jake Gyllenhaal used to be a big fan of disco. Ninjadude

Tom's lunacy isn't doing Katie Holmes' career any good. IDLYITW

Rubbish story, but accompanied by a picture of a naked Richard Branson running in the sea and clutching his penis and balls. I shall never have to type that sentence again. DIS

Ethan Hawke has a chance to run off with another nanny now. Celebwarship

Rumer Willis and her steam iron face on a night out. Dlisted

Angelina and Brad will sell anything. For charity of course. ASL

Kelly Rowland has a cute little moustache. Under her arms. Ninjadude

Mini-Me has maximum patience when confronted by an idiot. Mollygood