PETE DOHERTY BLOG

PETE DOHERTY GOSSIP, NEWS, PICTURES, VIDEOS & SCANDALS.

WHO: Pete Doherty aka Peter Doherty
WHEN: 12 March, 1979
WHERE: Hexham, Northumberland, UK
WHAT: A parody of rock and roll debauchery
HEIGHT: 6 ft 2 in
KNOWN FOR: Taking drugs, failing to stop taking drugs, inexplicably managing to shag Kate Moss.

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MUM'S THE WORD

Published on Wed 25 June 2008 by

KATE MOSS TO HAVE ANOTHER CHILD?

Kate Moss is apparently desperate for baby number two. That's if she still remembers that she has child number one. Kate is so broody that when she was approached by a fan with a baby (hold on, she has a fan who is a grown woman with a child?) she was so taken by it that she nearly didn't give it back.

OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

Published on Wed 18 June 2008 by

PETE DOHERTY ADDRESSES HIS FANS VIA YOUTUBE

Apologies if your breakfast is still settling, but here's some wonderful footage of Pete Doherty in the bath, which is probably an event rare enough in itself to be preserved on YouTube. This appears to be Pete's new way of communicating with his legion of rabid fans (and much easier than all that tiresome song-writing nonsense - those lyrics don't write themselves and he doesn't have a bottomless well of English Literature GCSE notes, you know).

Thrill, as his body moulds to the tub like a melted candle! Gasp, as the water doesn't immediately leap out of the bath in horror! Sigh, as he begins talking in that oddly lisping posh voice, which always seems to be set to sixth-form student whine!

Best of all, you can witness his acting skills as a 'totally unexpected' knock on the door interrupts his self-important musings. A truly great performance, worthy of 'Carry On Droning'.

More of the grubby little man after the jump...

FOR ROD'S SAKE

Published on Thu 29 May 2008 by

ROD STEWART DEMANDS OXYGEN MASKS IN RIDER

It seems that 63-year-old Rod Stewart needing some extra oxygen on standby is a bit of a shock to festival organizers in Norway. Compared with Pete Doherty or Amy Winehouse it sounds quite tame to us and is probably way more commonplace than you'd think.

PEE-T DOHERTY

Published on Tue 20 May 2008 by

DOHERTY IN PISS-ADDING PRANK AT STADIUM

Hilarious prankster Pete Doherty really does have a death wish. Apart from the drugs and the crimes against good music, he's managed to upset Millwall fans during that 'celeb' soccer tournament at their stadium. You remember the event where the talentless z-listers ran around the pitch like they were being chased by demented wasps?

OBLIGATORY CELEBRITY GALLERY

Published on Mon 19 May 2008 by

WHEN Z-LIST CELEBRITIES PLAY FOOTBALL

Desperate celebrities (and Big Brother contestants from years past) don't just go out to well known nightclubs in London to make fools of themselves or to flash parts their anatomy. They do that playing football too.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND

Published on Fri 16 May 2008 by

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty eat baby mice and look like death in home video

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty are sane, rational, clean and not skanky at all.

Don't have nightmares kids

NEWSMOUND

Published on Fri 16 May 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Suge Knight might fight his attacker (if he's not dead yet). TMZ

Lindsay Lohan's head gets very heavy. Luckily Sam Ronson's shoulder is there to break the fall. WWTDD

Pete Doherty looking suave, sophisticated and utterly damned. Dlisted

Sacre Bleu! Angelina Jolie may give birth in France. Celebwarship

Mariah Carey has her personal toilet guarded. Yeeeah

Draco Malfoy finds an ideal way to beat Harry Potter – sing at him. Mollygood

Rihanna and Chris Brown still not dating. This is getting boring now. ICYDK

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson split. Is it 2007 again? Hollyscoop

'Buy my jeans,' pleads Posh, 'I don't have all the money in the world yet!' Laineygossip

Actress Anne Heche isn't having the best of years. IDLYITW

NEWSMOUND

Published on Thu 15 May 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Janet Jackson attempts to look like a perfume bottle and succeeds. Sorry, Miss Jackson. TMZ

This is either Lily Allen or Jade Goody topless. WWTDD

Christina Aguilera looking like Penelope Pitstop crossed with Jordan. Dlisted

Rumer Willis's unusual face may be launching a singing career, just like daddy. ASL

Chloe Sevigny not looking so great in glasses. Websterismybitch

Ryan Adams offering to show Mandy Moore his 'Heartbreaker'. Celebwarship

Doherty and Winehouse in 'Dawn of the Deadbeats'. Mollygood

Mariah Carey's new name simply isn't cricket. ICYDK

Jennifer Aniston may be in love with John Mayer. The world rejoices. Laineygossip

Steve-O giggles but his bail bondsman might have known cameras would be present, judging by his t-shirt. Bauergriffinonline

Claudia Schiffer tries to look sexy by wearing only panties and a mask. Oh, it worked! CDL

CAN'T STAND MEOW

Published on Tue 13 May 2008 by

PETE DOHERTY ATTEMPTED TO KILL HIS CAT

Pete Doherty has admitted that he was once so wasted he nearly battered his kitten to death with a spade. And if the rumours are true that he also feeds them cocaine, then that poor cat would not have stood a chance.

NEWSMOUND

Published on Thu 08 May 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Jude Law, spreading joy around the world as usual, but this time looking like a depressed Travis Bickle. ASL

Britney Spears' boots defy the laws of physics. How do they work? Dlisted

Those classy pictures of the Spears baby shower. Like C&A never ceased trading. Celebwarship

Mariah Carey's wedding pictures. This is the real bride and groom, despite looking like the plastic models atop the cake. Mollygood

The Pete Doherty welfare fund was nearly up to £20 when the popular man was released from custody. Contactmusic

Miley Cyrus has ruined her TV career. ICYDK

Kelly Osbourne's PA gets just a little too personal. With her tit. TMZ

Robert Downey Jr looking as amazed as anyone that 'Iron Man' is a success. LaineyGossip

Katie Holmes levitates while Stella McCartney goes all 'Stepford'. CDL

Matt 'Di-Do-Diddly' Damon turns into Ned Flanders. Justjared

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