Desperate celebrities (and
Big Brother contestants from years past) don't just go out to well known nightclubs in London to make fools of themselves or to flash parts their anatomy. They do that
playing football too.
Amy Winehouse and
Pete Doherty are sane, rational, clean and not skanky at all.
Don't have nightmares kids
Suge Knight might fight his attacker (if he's not dead yet).
TMZ
Lindsay Lohan's head gets very heavy. Luckily
Sam Ronson's shoulder is there to break the fall.
WWTDD
Pete Doherty looking suave, sophisticated and utterly damned.
Dlisted
Sacre Bleu!
Angelina Jolie may give birth in France.
Celebwarship
Mariah Carey has her personal toilet guarded.
Yeeeah
Draco Malfoy finds an ideal way to beat
Harry Potter – sing at him.
Mollygood
Rihanna and
Chris Brown still not dating. This is getting boring now.
ICYDK
Kate Hudson and
Owen Wilson split. Is it 2007 again?
Hollyscoop
'Buy my jeans,' pleads
Posh, 'I don't have all the money in the world yet!'
Laineygossip
Actress
Anne Heche isn't having the best of years.
IDLYITW
Janet Jackson attempts to look like a perfume bottle and succeeds. Sorry, Miss Jackson.
TMZ
This is either
Lily Allen or
Jade Goody topless.
WWTDD
Christina Aguilera looking like Penelope Pitstop crossed with
Jordan.
Dlisted
Rumer Willis's unusual face may be launching a singing career, just like daddy.
ASL
Chloe Sevigny not looking so great in glasses.
Websterismybitch
Ryan Adams offering to show
Mandy Moore his 'Heartbreaker'.
Celebwarship
Doherty and
Winehouse in 'Dawn of the Deadbeats'.
Mollygood
Mariah Carey's new name simply isn't cricket.
ICYDK
Jennifer Aniston may be in love with
John Mayer. The world rejoices.
Laineygossip
Steve-O giggles but his bail bondsman might have known cameras would be present, judging by his t-shirt.
Bauergriffinonline
Claudia Schiffer tries to look sexy by wearing only panties and a mask. Oh, it worked!
CDL
Pete Doherty has admitted that he was once so wasted he nearly
battered his kitten to death with a spade. And if the rumours are true that he also feeds them cocaine, then that poor cat would not have stood a chance.
Jude Law, spreading joy around the world as usual, but this time looking like a depressed Travis Bickle.
ASL
Britney Spears' boots defy the laws of physics. How do they work?
Dlisted
Those classy pictures of the Spears baby shower. Like C&A never ceased trading.
Celebwarship
Mariah Carey's wedding pictures. This is the real bride and groom, despite looking like the plastic models atop the cake.
Mollygood
The
Pete Doherty welfare fund was nearly up to £20 when the popular man was released from custody.
Contactmusic
Miley Cyrus has ruined her TV career.
ICYDK
Kelly Osbourne's PA gets just a little too personal. With her tit.
TMZ
Robert Downey Jr looking as amazed as anyone that 'Iron Man' is a success.
LaineyGossip
Katie Holmes levitates while
Stella McCartney goes all 'Stepford'.
CDL
Matt 'Di-Do-Diddly' Damon turns into Ned Flanders.
Justjared
After we'd spent the weekend fervently praying that it was all a big joke and that
Pete Doherty would in fact be being put to death rather than
released early from his 14-week stint for breaking the conditions of his suspended sentence, we learn that our prayers fell on deaf ears and he's been released. Damn you, The Lord!
Surprise, surprise,
Pete Doherty will be out of prison next Tuesday after just 29 days. Pete was supposed to spend 14 weeks in jail but deep down, we all knew that he would be let out early.
Glastonbury organisers are apparently hopeful that
Pete Doherty will get an early release from his sentence so that he can play the festival in June. Surely he won't get let out for good behaviour if reports in today's Sun about Peat taking
HERON in prison are to be believed.
Just when you thought
Pete Doherty was slumming it in prison with the other criminals, finally getting his comeuppence and somehow narrowly avoiding a beating each day, we have now found out that he is receiving special treatment...