Pete Doherty has admitted that he was once so wasted he nearly
battered his kitten to death with a spade. And if the rumours are true that he also feeds them cocaine, then that poor cat would not have stood a chance.
Jude Law, spreading joy around the world as usual, but this time looking like a depressed Travis Bickle.
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Britney Spears' boots defy the laws of physics. How do they work?
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Those classy pictures of the Spears baby shower. Like C&A never ceased trading.
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Mariah Carey's wedding pictures. This is the real bride and groom, despite looking like the plastic models atop the cake.
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The
Pete Doherty welfare fund was nearly up to £20 when the popular man was released from custody.
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Miley Cyrus has ruined her TV career.
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Kelly Osbourne's PA gets just a little too personal. With her tit.
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Robert Downey Jr looking as amazed as anyone that 'Iron Man' is a success.
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Katie Holmes levitates while
Stella McCartney goes all 'Stepford'.
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Matt 'Di-Do-Diddly' Damon turns into Ned Flanders.
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After we'd spent the weekend fervently praying that it was all a big joke and that
Pete Doherty would in fact be being put to death rather than
released early from his 14-week stint for breaking the conditions of his suspended sentence, we learn that our prayers fell on deaf ears and he's been released. Damn you, The Lord!
Surprise, surprise,
Pete Doherty will be out of prison next Tuesday after just 29 days. Pete was supposed to spend 14 weeks in jail but deep down, we all knew that he would be let out early.
Glastonbury organisers are apparently hopeful that
Pete Doherty will get an early release from his sentence so that he can play the festival in June. Surely he won't get let out for good behaviour if reports in today's Sun about Peat taking
HERON in prison are to be believed.
Just when you thought
Pete Doherty was slumming it in prison with the other criminals, finally getting his comeuppence and somehow narrowly avoiding a beating each day, we have now found out that he is receiving special treatment...
Pete Doherty is currently languishing in prison, probably scribbling down all his thoughts for his secret diary as we speak. Which he will have plenty of time to devote to, as he won't be receiving any visitors anytime soon.
Just when it looked like good old
Pete was sorting his life out - no court appearances and only the odd late night trip to Amy's Crackhouse - we learn that the Poet of this Generation is flirting with the dreaded
Scientology. Has Tom Cruise tired of chasing the Beckham millions and turned to the
Doherty, err, loose change and fag butts?
A few lucky fans managed to see Pete Doherty perform his unique brand
of bland at the Powers Bar in Kilburn on Wednesday night after the
low-key gig was announced via the internet. You can tell the quality of
an artist by the quality of the fans, so guess which artist would have
the most misguided, self-obsessed and foolish fans around? Step forward
Pete and your legion of misfits, pretentious kids and downright
criminally idiotic...
Kate Moss is apparently set to marry boyfriend Jamie Hince from band The Kills, who is possibly even uglier than Pete Doherty, although arguably more hygienic.
