PARIS HILTON BLOG

PARIS HILTON GOSSIP, NEWS, PICTURES, VIDEOS & SCANDALS.

WHO: Paris Hilton aka Paris Whitney Hilton
WHEN: 17 February, 1981
WHERE: New York City, USA
WHAT: Socialite and self-proclaimed ‘brand’
HEIGHT: 5 ft 7½ in
KNOWN FOR: Being filmed having bad sex, saying “It’s hot” in an affected drawl

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LA DOLCE VITA!

Published on Fri 16 May 2008 by

OBLIGATORY CRAPPY CELEBRITY GALLERY

Nobody could see through all the fake tan, make-up and surgically enhanced cleavages last night at Dolce nightclub in London, where Paris Hilton made another appearance. Also there was 'Paris look-a-like' Chanelle, 'Posh look-alike' Chantelle and 'twat look-a-like' Calum Best.

A SQUINTER'S TALE

Published on Fri 16 May 2008 by

PARIS HILTON MAKES A VISIT TO SELFRIDGES

Hoorah! Let joy be unconfined because our shores are once again being visited by the divine Paris Hilton and her strangely-rubbery features that make her look like a clown with the make-up forcibly scrubbed off. Here's a selection of photographs taken when she visited Selfridges, and boy, does she look... unusual?

GOOD CHARLOTTE'S WEB

Published on Thu 15 May 2008 by

DID LINDSAY LOHAN ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE NICOLE RITCHIE'S HUSBAND?

US magazine 'Star' has come up with a story about celebrities, but frankly it's exhausting, and sounds like the introduction to the American series 'Soap'. Bear with me. Here we go. Nicole Richie (daughter of Lionel) is upset. Her husband Joel Madden (celebrity spouse and member of the band Good Charlotte) was targeted for some special attention at a club by a female movie star named Lindsay Lohan (who appeared in the last 'Herbie' film apparently).

NEWSMOUND

Published on Mon 12 May 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Someone kicked the shit out of Suge Knight. Twelve million suspects to be interviewed. TMZ

Mischa Barton reckons she hasn't got cottage cheese thighs. WWTDD

Tom Cruise and family enjoying some 'Earth Soccerball'. Dlisted

Proof that Dina Lohan is more than deserving of her 'Mother of the Year' award. ASL

Britney, is that you? Celebwarship

Justin Timberlake sells out. Laineygossip

Amy Winehouse looks like an malnourished child with lots of tattoos. SeriouslyOMG

Paris Hilton has a little bit of 'Single White Female' about her. INO

GO BACK TO JAIL

Published on Mon 12 May 2008 by

PARIS HILTON PROFESSES LOVE OF MONOPOLY

It seems that Paris Hilton is the latest celebrity to catch the board game bug as the 27-year-old is apparently addicted to Monopoly. We're not sure if she plays with real money and real hotels, but her get out of jail free card seems to be working just fine in the real world.

NEWSMOUND

Published on Fri 09 May 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Mr Mariah Carey shows off his modest and tasteful bling. TMZ

Fergie was not drunk when she fell over and hit the pavement, say her lawyers. WWTDD

Mary-Kate Olsen's handbag is still breathing. Celebwarship

Sarah Jessica Parker steals clothes from film sets. Mollygood

Now you too can have hair like Paris Hilton. Don't all rush at once. ICYDK

Stalkers of the world. Here's an auction you simply have to enter. Hollyscoop

Liv Tyler to divorce at last. Her hubby was called Royston Langdon after all. Laineygossip

Nicole Richie's baby looks thrilled to have been born to these parents. ASL

Rihanna – still refusing to admit to dating Chris Brown. This is just a friendly kiss then. Justjared

Eva Mendes in an 'artistic' photo shoot. Defamer

CRY BABY

Published on Thu 08 May 2008 by

PARIS HILTON DESPERATE FOR A BABY

The world recoils as Paris Hilton announces that she is ready to procreate. Apparently she's desperate to have a baby. But probably only in the same way she's desperate for that new dress/pair of shoes/sunglasses/hat etc. And Paris thinks she would be a good mother because she likes animals. But she was reported to have 17 dogs at one point so God help us all.

NEWSMOUND

Published on Tue 22 April 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

This is how Homer Simpson would look if he were a real human. Like a cartoon with no eyelids, then. Mollygood

Like father like son. Brooklyn and Romeo Beckham are delighted by a massive set of basketball tits. TMZ

Emma Watson forgot her 'Trim-alcio' spell. WWTDD

Carmen Electra turns 36, and doesn't she look delighted? Hollywoodrag

Scientology exposed. The full exposé of former member Jason Beghe, but under a very unfortunate title. Xenutv

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are still 'friendly'. Celebwarship

PETA using dumb animals to promote their cause again. Mollygood

Tom Cruise attempting to scale the upper slopes of Katie Holmes. SeriouslyOMG

Paris Hilton would like a double (shotgun) wedding. Defamer

NEWSMOUND

Published on Fri 18 April 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Noel Fielding takes the 'Vince Noir' nihilism a bit too far. Dlisted

Tony Curtis about to run amok around Westworld. TMZ

Emma Watson is now 18 and worth £20m. Form a queue, gentlemen. WWTDD

Joe Calzaghe would punch Al Pacino, but he's made of mahogany and looks like a middle-aged lesbian. Dlisted

Brooklyn Beckham's next birthday present is sorted. Jezebel

Britney's ex-manager still not allowed within 250 yards of her. Celebwarship

Akon is more like Billy Liar than Biggy Smalls. Mollygood

Paris Hilton in tribute to great musical and literary figures. The Smurfs. ICYDK

Oh dear! The next 'Incredible Hulk' film may be even worse than the first after Ed Norton has more hissy fits than Graham Norton. ASL

Jude Law's hairline is growing into the 'Batman' symbol. Splash

Nicolas Cage must be so proud of his lovely little son. TMZ

ITV4 throws its hands in the air and screams "Fuck it! I give up!" DS

NEWSMOUND

Published on Wed 16 April 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Fat people ruin Disney ride. TMZ

Jodie Marsh without make-up. You have been warned. Dlisted

Worst film ever? It's never a good sign if you have to phonetically spell a word in the title for your audience. Comingsoon

Nicole Kidman is five months pregnant. With a baby pea, by the look of her. Celebwarship

Six months of Britney Spears' personal video diaries are ready for release. Mollygood

'Escape To Prick-tory'. Michael Caine's tackle makes a break for it. Celebslam

Madonna to play live online. Stay away from the internet on May 15. ICYDK

Now you can buy Paris Hilton's fake hair. If you'd want such a thing. Yeeeah

Scientology works its magic in Norway. Gawker

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