Poor old Paris Hilton is being sued again, this time by a production company of one of her films. Incredibly it isn't the people behind 'The Hottie And The Nottie', where the performance of Paris was marginally less entertaining than watching a small pool of sick dry up over 90 minutes.

Mena Suvari adopts a Trump hairstyle and immediately looks middle-aged. TMZ

Victoria Beckham may have to use her vagina for the next child. IDLYITW

Nicole Kidman admits her baby has ginger hair. Dlisted

George Clooney auditioning two women for the role of 'next girlfriend'. Bild

It's the 2008 Olympics and Playboy magazine are ready. Yeeeah

Will Young is still alive, and grabbing his crotch. Popsugar

Rumer Willis can wear what she wants, your eyes still go straight to that chin. Laineygossip

Duffy pictured with a white substance on her nose, but she's no Winehouse. Celebwarship

Windswept, featureless and arid. Paris Hilton would like her own Las Vegas club. ICYDK

Gwen Stefani almost ready to give birth to a spacehopper. TMZ

Pamela Anderson noshing on a fake cock in Canada. Dlisted

If you're offered a sweaty old pair of leather pants in the pub, check Iggy Pop's new website – they may be stolen. Contactmusic

Sadly, Paris Hilton won't be appearing in the West End as she's too busy. Not too lazy, too busy. Celebwarship

Madonna's tour costumes are from her childhood – 17th Century Witch era. Mollygood

Guy Ritchie loves his adopted child and seems to want a medal. ICYDK

Did Katie Holmes get the council to cut her hair? And dress her? Laineygossip

Jonathan Ross's dog finds that half-eaten chorizo he was keeping in his pocket for later. Popsugar

Bianca Gascoigne attempts to divert attention away from that plain face. Yeeeah

Eva Mendes has advert banned after showing some nipple for one-eightieth of a second. Mikeymars

Sharon Osbourne doesn't usually unleash pearls of wisdom (after all, this is a woman who chooses to express her irritation by sending people she dislikes a box full of shit) but now the queen of plastic surgery has said something we can all agree on. She has announced that Paris Hilton 'has no talent'.

A picture of the exact moment a child learns the concept of evil. TMZ

Rihanna nips out to a club in New York. WWTDD

Jennifer Aniston also nips out to the shops. Laineygossip

The nipple hat-trick. Halle Berry shows magnificent support for Barack Obama. Celebwarship

1000 Chinese earthquake victims sue Sharon Stone for $1bn. Now that's karma. NyPost

Guy Ritchie talking his usual brand of common sense. Dlisted

Kim Basinger is worried about the troubles in Iraq. For tigers. Contactmusic

Kanye West feels 'humbled'. There's a first for everything. Stereohyped

Amy Winehouse 'gutted' over Bond Theme snub, but as usual Mark Ronson takes it on the chin. ICYDK

Snoop Dogg may have been arrested for possession of marijuana. Never saw this coming. Hollyscoop

Surely Heather Mills' ex PR woman isn't calling her a liar? Deceiver

Los Angeles' police chief, Wiliam Bratton, has announced today that crime rates have gone down significantly in recent months because Britney is now wearing knickers, Lindsay is a 'lesbian' and Paris is out of town. Obviously he's talking about paparazzi-related crime, not the other type like murder, rape or armed robbery.

Jerry Lewis fails to raise a smile with airport security by having a handgun in his luggage. TMZ

Are the stars of 'Gossip Girl' gay? Well, do they look gay to you? WWTDD

What? Pamela Anderson was the first choice to play Scully in 'The X-Files'? Hollywoodrag

Dan Quayle to appear on 'Dancing With The Stars'. He does a mean tango. Dlisted

Kelsey Grammar is Bedside-show Bob again after another health scare. Contactmusic

Another Hollywood couple having twins and denying IVF treatment. Celebwarship

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend are still dressing like idiots, though not as bad as Britney and Justin. Mollygood

Matalan let their standards slip with new bedding range by Katie Price. ICYDK

Madonna isn't ill, it's just a bad photo that makes her look like Tutankhamen's older sister. Hollyscoop

Cate Blanchett proves that having children is the best thing in the world. Laineygossip

The irony. Lindsay Lohan knocked over by a bike. TMZ

Kirsten Dunst to direct the least interesting film ever. WWTDD

Which part of Madonna is more gruesome – arms or head? Dlisted

Sienna Miller's man may not be as rich (or as besotted) as she hoped. Celebwarship

Madonna messes with Gerald Butler's arse. This is Farter! Mollygood

Paris Hilton feels like a grown-up now. Can someone get her one? ICYDK

The Britney/K-Fed custody battle is finally over. Hollyscoop

Guy Ritchie is promoting his next film. I'll wait for the DVD in a few weeks. Laineygossip

Zac Efron says 'bubba-bubba-bubba-bubba-bubba' probably. Yeeeah

Surprisingly, Matthew McConaughey has his three-week old son at the beach already. ASL

Paris Hilton's next movie 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' is due for release later in the year, though by the looks of this clip the producers might be better just sending every citizen in the world a hand-written note of apology rather than hoping anyone will show up to a movie theatre.

Paris attempts to act and sing at the same time, which is always a recipe for disaster among those with fewer brain cells than pets. Here she's in a dark wig and full goth make-up, but she still can't disguise that wonky eye spinning around and trying desperately to focus on something.

As for the film? It looks like a tone-deaf supply teacher has attempted to recreate the 'Rocky Horror Show' with some of the less gifted students. Words alone can't do justice to this awful, awful thing. Just watch the clip, but make sure you have some brain bleach ready for afterwards.

Victoria Beckham did not have sex with Corey Haim but they may have kissed. Hollyscoop

Why would Lily Allen need two cigarettes at once? TMZ

The Lohan/Ronson 'just good friends' line is wearing a bit thin now. Popsugar

"I have plans for you young man. Come with me," says Sharon Stone. Dlisted

Paris Hilton can't afford a bikini top that fits. Yeeeah

Michael Lohan talks candidly about camel balls. Mollygood

Britney's new album is 'aggressive'. Like rabies, presumably. OK

New Bond trailer with Daniel Craig giggling his head off. Just joking. Laineygossip