Glastonbury. Drugs, booze and rubbish tattoos. How will Amy Winehouse fit in? Yahoonews

Melanie Griffith – tiger-print dress and panda eyes is always a great look. ICYDK

Lock up your aunties, Jodie Foster is single again. Dlisted

What is the point of Dita Von Teese, and why is she is still famous? Celebwarship

David Letterman takes no prisoners. Even if they're a 14-year-old Lohan. Mollygood

Is Goldie Hawn-ing herself around Cannes. Laineygossip

Steven Tyler goes into rehab. What a massive fucking shock (again). ASL

Basic Quimstinct – Sharon Stone is up to her old tricks again. IDLYITW

The New York Post are reporting that Lindsay Lohan is being sued for stealing a woman's fur coat from a nightclub. Criminal mastermind Lindsay clearly believed she had carried out the perfect crime, despite the fact she was pictured going into the club not wearing a coat and then snapped leaving the club with a rather expensive item of animal skin. Dammit! How was she rumbled?

Another day, another teaser clip of what promises to be this year's finest car crash television – 'Living Lohan'. If this clip is the only media to survive a nuclear war then future generations will believe that all humans at this time had no sense of irony or self-consciousness. Oh, and that we all deserved to die. And they'd be right.

Lindsay Lohan relaxes by strolling through weeds in a bikini. TMZ

Scarlett Johansson singing live, though 'singing' might be stretching it a bit. WWTDD

Classy Lily Allen is sick of flashing her boobs, so now here's her undergrowth. Dlisted

Colin Farrell taking method acting a bit far. Celebwarship

Hot, hot news on Suri Cruise. Mollygood

Nicole Kidman is having his child and Keith Urban is still the dullest man on the planet. ICYDK

Ellen DeGeneres' wedding is going to be a tacky affair if Timberlake has his way. Hollyscoop

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had an 'Alice In Wonderland' wedding theme. Cheery. INO

Brad Pitt's family tattoo explained at last. Defamer

With the acting talent at her disposal I'm still unsure as to why Lindsay Lohan isn't the richest woman in the world. There's simply no explanation. Lindsay is in fact so poor that she has been reduced to selling off sponsorship rights to her own 22nd birthday party via an exclusive website, so here's your chance to get involved in the festivities.

Suge Knight might fight his attacker (if he's not dead yet). TMZ

Lindsay Lohan's head gets very heavy. Luckily Sam Ronson's shoulder is there to break the fall. WWTDD

Pete Doherty looking suave, sophisticated and utterly damned. Dlisted

Sacre Bleu! Angelina Jolie may give birth in France. Celebwarship

Mariah Carey has her personal toilet guarded. Yeeeah

Draco Malfoy finds an ideal way to beat Harry Potter – sing at him. Mollygood

Rihanna and Chris Brown still not dating. This is getting boring now. ICYDK

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson split. Is it 2007 again? Hollyscoop

'Buy my jeans,' pleads Posh, 'I don't have all the money in the world yet!' Laineygossip

Actress Anne Heche isn't having the best of years. IDLYITW

US Maxim has released its 2008 Ultimate list of the World's Most Beautiful Women (for this year anyway). But we haven't even heard of the woman at number one, Marisa Miller, but she looks a bit like Heidi Klum's younger sister so she's probably not ugly.

US magazine 'Star' has come up with a story about celebrities, but frankly it's exhausting, and sounds like the introduction to the American series 'Soap'. Bear with me. Here we go. Nicole Richie (daughter of Lionel) is upset. Her husband Joel Madden (celebrity spouse and member of the band Good Charlotte) was targeted for some special attention at a club by a female movie star named Lindsay Lohan (who appeared in the last 'Herbie' film apparently).

At last, a clip of the eagerly-awaited reality series 'Living Lohan'. When the idea for the series was first floated it seemed that Dina, the mother from Hell would be the main focus of the camera's attention, so the producers must have been delighted when pushy little Ali flung herself centre-stage and became the ultimate stage-school brat.

It appears that the beautiful friendship between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may not be as strong as it once was. It has been reported that the pair are incredibly close, with Sam even being good enough to stay over at Lindsay's house regularly to ensure she stays on the straight and narrow...