The 25th annual VMAs were held last night in LA, with Britney Spears stealing the show and Russell Brand going down like a sack of shit. And Perez Hilton might want to avoid wearing that much pinstripe in future... More pictures after the jump.
Tommy Lee Jones wants more money for 'No Country For Old Men'.
TMZ
A new dance routine from
Britney? Be still my beating heart.
WWTDD
Get your
Angelina Jolie doll (warning: artist may be insane –see his website).
Dlisted
You'll never believe this.
Amy Winehouse turned up for a concert!
Contactmusic
All the
Lohans reunite for a funeral. Heartwarming, eh?
Mollygood
When did
Mariah Carey go blind?
Laineygossip
Look at these two! Like a pair of lovestruck (female) teenagers.
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Jessica Alba flashing that wonderful smile around once again.
Yeeeah
Paris Hilton is censoring herself, just not quite enough.
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Michael Phelps no longer going for gold, but thinking about lengths.
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Bad news for anyone who fancied seeing a rehab-prone dangerous driver getting her baps out –
Lindsay Lohan has rejected the offer of $700,000 to pose nude for
Playboy Magazine.
"Got the time?" asks
Balthazar Getty. "Yes, if you'll leave your wife and kids," quips
Sienna Miller.
TMZ
Christina Ricci, on the beachy.
WWTDD
Jessica Simpson is in love with a 'FBD' the SC.
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Britney Spears is back in shape, physically at least.
Celebwarship
Nicolas Cage is funny. Well, this haircut must be for laughs, surely?
Laineygossip
Matt Lucas and
Louis Walsh together at 'No Man's Land'.
PopsugarUK
Why not watch the trailer for the new
Lindsay Lohan movie? No one'll be watching the whole film.
Yeeeah
Brad Pitt jets off with the boys, leaving the wife at home again.
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Keira Knightley's straw neck struggles to support that block-jaw.
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Christina Aguilera looking like a balding, sinister clown.
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One pregnancy test isn't enough for
Jennifer Lopez. She needed twenty.
Contactmusic
Lindsay Lohan is once again banging on about her relationship with
Samantha Ronson, a tryst which contains less mystery than the inside of a squash ball and much the same charm. Thankfully Lindsay appears to have given up on the coy comments and come right out with what appears to be a declaration of love.
It seems
Lindsay Lohan has temporarily forgotten about her 'friend' Samantha Ronson as she pursues merman
Michael Phelps for a date. The Olympic legend had several calls from her as he sat with friends in a hotel in London this week (still finishing his 20,000 calorie breakfast no doubt) and was seen showing pals some of her texts and saying: "It's Lindsay. It's Lindsay."
You may recall we mentioned the fact that
Samantha Ronson may be planning an autobiography, and that
Lindsay Lohan's father Michael was unhappy at the bad publicity that this would bring to his daughter, despite it being really none of his business.
After a pregnancy lasting three years
Gwen Stefani gives birth to a boy.
Hollyscoop
Rumer Willis's boyfriend tries and fails to outdo her on the chin front.
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No idea who this blind item is about. Oh, they seem to have named him…
Mollygood
Brad and
Angelina invite the French neighbours over for a party and then hope to be left alone.
Laineygossip
Daniel Radcliffe takes his pube-beard to the US.
PopsugarUK
Lindsay Lohan refusing to visit Planet Bra again.
Yeeeah
Brigitte Nielsen is happy and no longer crazy. Honestly.
Celebritysmackblog
Rhys Ifans the scarecrow looking for a yellow brick road with
Kimberly Stewart.
CDL
Would you like to date
Jennifer Aniston and her chin? You may have a chance, so expect the call.
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If there was ever a better example of how deluded
Lindsay Lohan is, we'd like to hear it. Despite apparently preferring the fairer sex these days, Lindsay has not been able to fully contain the heterosexual beast that lurks in her and has developed a liking for
Olympic swimming champ Michael Phelps. And how does she intend to catch her slippery quarry? Through his mum of course...
While you might have been forgiven for thinking that
the Lohan family was completely devoid of morals - a collection of fame-hungry publicity leeches, alcoholics and serial fornicators - you would be wrong. There is a line to be drawn and that line is
plastic surgery. The Lohans hate it apparently. Although at the rate that LiLo is degrading, it'll be interesting to see if she has the same opinion in ten years.