Jake Gyllenhaal just needs a pile of Big Issues and he'll make a fortune. Dlisted

Steve-O claims to be sober for four months but can't quite keep a straight face. TMZ

Tara Reid shows why liposuction is not always a good idea. WWTDD

Eva Mendes gets rid of addiction and her sense of humour at the same time. Celebwarship

Has Charlize Theron been under the cosmetic surgeon's knife? Cityrag

Steve Carell is a gentleman. ICYDK

Lindsay Lohan is wearing Sam Ronson's ring. Hollyscoop

Drew Barrymore's unusual face is back on the dating market. Laineygossip

The ten best conversation topics at Pamela Anderson's birthday party. Yeeeah

James McAvoy would like a career like Matt Damon's. And I'd like a car made of gold and diamonds. ASL

After months of spending all their time together, holding hands and acting like a couple, has Lindsay Lohan finally come out about her relationship with Sam Ronson? Will she finally admit that the pair are indeed girlfriend and girlfriend? And more to the point, do we even care?

It's time for another update from planet Lohan - a mysterious, money-obsessed world peopled by individuals with no redeeming characteristics whatsoever (a bit like 'Hollyoaks' but set in LA). You may remember that Michael Lohan MIGHT have fathered a step-sister for Lindsay, a thirteen year-old girl called Ashley Kaufmann.

More footage of the new Batman film, courtesy of Domino's Pizza? WWTDD

Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend is strong in the tackle and gets the ball. IDLYITW

Is Madonna sneaking out to see a handsome baseball player? Celebwarship

Frank Miller is writing a follow up to '300', but didn't only one survive? Mollygood

Looks like it’ll be a boy falling out of Ashlee Simpson. ICYDK

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong still deliriously happy together. Laineygossip

NKOTB and New Edition have recorded a song together. Let's look for a desert island together and ride out the storm. ASL

Lindsay Lohan stepping out with some skinny bloke. Oh, hang on… CDL

Tori Spelling and her husband pose with their new baby, looking as though they are about to devour the poor thing. SeriouslyOMG

Boy George won't be bothering the Bureau De Change for US Dollars this summer. TMZ

If Gawker.com are to be believed (and they are more often right than not) then the voicemail transcript they have uncovered might just show Lindsay Lohan's father Michael has unravelled faster than a ball of wool after a session with a demented kitten. In an incredible self-pitying rant (an uber-whine, if you will) Michael apologises for his constant blabbing to the press and promises he will be a good person in future.

Lily Allen is to add a duet with Li-lo to her new album. 'Why?' is the first question that leaps to mind. If it's good publicity Lily is after then La Lohan is not going to help.

Victoria Beckham did not have sex with Corey Haim but they may have kissed. Hollyscoop

Why would Lily Allen need two cigarettes at once? TMZ

The Lohan/Ronson 'just good friends' line is wearing a bit thin now. Popsugar

"I have plans for you young man. Come with me," says Sharon Stone. Dlisted

Paris Hilton can't afford a bikini top that fits. Yeeeah

Michael Lohan talks candidly about camel balls. Mollygood

Britney's new album is 'aggressive'. Like rabies, presumably. OK

New Bond trailer with Daniel Craig giggling his head off. Just joking. Laineygossip

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly just received a wonderful surprise. She has a half-sister out there somewhere, conceived by her father Michael while he was still married to her mother. Luckily, only 13 years have elapsed since Michael shaking his tail outside the marriage bed and the news emerging.

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong on a tennis court. New ball please? Laineygossip

Sometimes you just have to applaud an undeniably great headline about Tori Spelling. WWTDD

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson go browsing for dungarees. Dlisted

Juliette Lewis off for a wander with her shirt barely there. Celebwarship

Irony, for Pamela Anderson, is what you get creases out of trousers with. Mollygood

Why is Mel Brown wheeling her way into LA? Contactmusic

Cynthia Nixon is pissed off, and with good reason this time. ICYDK

Debbie Harry is 62, and you still would, wouldn't you? CDL

You won't believe this but Jennifer Lopez has been acting like an utter psycho diva bitch. IDLYITW

Arnold Schwarzenegger in perhaps the tiniest briefs the world has seen. TMZ

Looks like Lindsay Lohan isn't pregnant then. WWTDD

Jessica Simpson doesn't rely on her father for everything, then. Dlisted

Courtney Love is looking for a nice old mansion to haunt. Celebwarship

Shia LeBeouf is a real Hollywood hellraiser. Mollygood

Rihanna still not in love, honestly. ICYDK

Anna Nicole Smith's ex buys lingerie for her infant daughter. Hollyscoop

Will Smith in Moscow, deciding whether Scientology crushes the spirit more than Communism. Laineygossip

Spears' baby born with ten fingers and toes, despite the shallow gene pool. ASL