Arnold Schwarzenegger in perhaps the tiniest briefs the world has seen. TMZ

Looks like Lindsay Lohan isn't pregnant then. WWTDD

Jessica Simpson doesn't rely on her father for everything, then. Dlisted

Courtney Love is looking for a nice old mansion to haunt. Celebwarship

Shia LeBeouf is a real Hollywood hellraiser. Mollygood

Rihanna still not in love, honestly. ICYDK

Anna Nicole Smith's ex buys lingerie for her infant daughter. Hollyscoop

Will Smith in Moscow, deciding whether Scientology crushes the spirit more than Communism. Laineygossip

Spears' baby born with ten fingers and toes, despite the shallow gene pool. ASL

Having had two flings with Lindsay Lohan already you can see why Calum Best reckons if he bumps in to Lindsay in LA there might be a chance they'll 'get together' (i.e shag). Well he might think that but some would say that Lindsay, after doing the horizontal tango with men like Calum, has decided that it's women she prefers and he has missed the bus – or indeed is on the wrong bus altogether.

Jordan's son Harvey makes his feelings clear. Dlisted

Jennifer Lopez appears to be sucking the life out of her skeletal husband. Celebwarship

George Clooney got over his recent love split by dating another woman. Weeks before the break-up. Hollyscoop

Kid Rock calls off concert because of diarrhoea. Rock 'n' roll! TMZ

Despite once dating Madonna, Warren Beatty is a big old softy. Laineygossip

Lindsay Lohan pretending to be pregnant on set. Sam Ronson 'puzzled'. ASL

Jessica Simpson confident about her sexuality. CDL

Mini-Me is a hit with the full-sized ladies. Splash

Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't need 'Anything But You'. Apart from a gag and a bag on her head.

Lindsay Lohan has asked that her name be removed from the list of nominees for the Emmy awards. Well, actually she hasn't yet been nominated, but it was bound to happen (wasn't it?) and Lindsay feels that her role in 'Ugly Betty' was too short to be included in the Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy Series award, lasting a mere few hilarious moments.

P Diddy buys a car for £200,000 and then someone crashes into it. Excellent. TMZ

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson have really missed each other. WWTDD

Kate Hudson imitates the Keira Knightly washboard chestline. Hollywoodtuna

Scientology has a new mortal enemy. Pirates, yaaar! Celebnewswire

Lionel Richie reveals the torture of spending years in the company of his daughter. Celebwarship

Columbia Pictures attempting the greatest shark jump ever with 'The Smurfs' movie. Mollygood

Keira Knightley to appear in remake of 'My Thin Lady'. ICYDK

Tori Spelling gives her daughter a beautiful name – Stella Doreen. Laineygossip

Courts rule that Britney still has to ask dad for her pocket money. Hollyscoop

Celebrity gossip simply doesn't get any better than this. Mischa Barton stepping in some dog shit. Hollywoodrag

'Transformers' director learns never to use geeks as extras. Defamer

Lily Allen's MySpace page is surely what the internet was invented for, providing mindless babbling for the masses. Lily went out for dinner the other night with Samantha Ronson and... wait for it... a mystery friend! Now who on earth could that be, hanging around with Sam Ronson? Well, coy Lily isn't telling (she's probably saving it as an anecdote for the next series of her chat show – God forbid).

Lindsay Lohan attempts to introduce some colour into those milk-bottle thighs. WWTDD

'Brokeback Mountain – The Opera' will never work. There are no gays in the theatre world. Dlisted

Liz Hurley's son. Here's the payback for that breastfeeding. Allieiswired

Liv Tyler is single again. This dress may explain why. Yuku

Posh was a bit wobbly after dinner the other night. Drinky drinky? Nypost

Britney Spears' knees are so attractive that even her nipples are pointing at them. Celebwarship

Pamela Anderson classily (almost) dressed as usual. Laineygossip

Charlize Theron fails to bring a ray of sunshine to HIV+ children. ICYDK

It is well reported that Lindsay Lohan is a woman whose morals are so loose it's a surprise that she can even walk with them getting tangled up around her ankles, so it should come as no surprise that the skank is partial to a lavvy love-in, a toilet tryst, a convenience congress, a bog bonk. Basically, Bobby Brown's son is claiming he shagged her in the toilets of a club. And the Browns always seemed like such a nice family...

Amy Winehouse thinks she's in Disneyland. Dlisted

Different haircut, same face though... Laineygossip

Anne Hathaway shows up Jodie Marsh. ASL

We certainly smell desperation. ICYDK

"It's not cool getting drunk," which is why Lily Allen was so wasted last night. Myspace

Angelina's birthday flowers take two men and a quad bike to deliver. ASL

What David Beckham would probably be doing if he couldn't play football. Justjared

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's babies go up in price. Mollygood

Lindsay Lohan carries the lighter bags. Dlisted

Jessica Simpson's father goes up one place on our Best Fathers Ever list. Usmagazine