Lindsay Lohan relaxes by strolling through weeds in a bikini. TMZ

Scarlett Johansson singing live, though 'singing' might be stretching it a bit. WWTDD

Classy Lily Allen is sick of flashing her boobs, so now here's her undergrowth. Dlisted

Colin Farrell taking method acting a bit far. Celebwarship

Hot, hot news on Suri Cruise. Mollygood

Nicole Kidman is having his child and Keith Urban is still the dullest man on the planet. ICYDK

Ellen DeGeneres' wedding is going to be a tacky affair if Timberlake has his way. Hollyscoop

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had an 'Alice In Wonderland' wedding theme. Cheery. INO

Brad Pitt's family tattoo explained at last. Defamer

With the acting talent at her disposal I'm still unsure as to why Lindsay Lohan isn't the richest woman in the world. There's simply no explanation. Lindsay is in fact so poor that she has been reduced to selling off sponsorship rights to her own 22nd birthday party via an exclusive website, so here's your chance to get involved in the festivities.

Suge Knight might fight his attacker (if he's not dead yet). TMZ

Lindsay Lohan's head gets very heavy. Luckily Sam Ronson's shoulder is there to break the fall. WWTDD

Pete Doherty looking suave, sophisticated and utterly damned. Dlisted

Sacre Bleu! Angelina Jolie may give birth in France. Celebwarship

Mariah Carey has her personal toilet guarded. Yeeeah

Draco Malfoy finds an ideal way to beat Harry Potter – sing at him. Mollygood

Rihanna and Chris Brown still not dating. This is getting boring now. ICYDK

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson split. Is it 2007 again? Hollyscoop

'Buy my jeans,' pleads Posh, 'I don't have all the money in the world yet!' Laineygossip

Actress Anne Heche isn't having the best of years. IDLYITW

US Maxim has released its 2008 Ultimate list of the World's Most Beautiful Women (for this year anyway). But we haven't even heard of the woman at number one, Marisa Miller, but she looks a bit like Heidi Klum's younger sister so she's probably not ugly.

US magazine 'Star' has come up with a story about celebrities, but frankly it's exhausting, and sounds like the introduction to the American series 'Soap'. Bear with me. Here we go. Nicole Richie (daughter of Lionel) is upset. Her husband Joel Madden (celebrity spouse and member of the band Good Charlotte) was targeted for some special attention at a club by a female movie star named Lindsay Lohan (who appeared in the last 'Herbie' film apparently).

At last, a clip of the eagerly-awaited reality series 'Living Lohan'. When the idea for the series was first floated it seemed that Dina, the mother from Hell would be the main focus of the camera's attention, so the producers must have been delighted when pushy little Ali flung herself centre-stage and became the ultimate stage-school brat.

It appears that the beautiful friendship between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may not be as strong as it once was. It has been reported that the pair are incredibly close, with Sam even being good enough to stay over at Lindsay's house regularly to ensure she stays on the straight and narrow...

Someone kicked the shit out of Suge Knight. Twelve million suspects to be interviewed. TMZ

Mischa Barton reckons she hasn't got cottage cheese thighs. WWTDD

Tom Cruise and family enjoying some 'Earth Soccerball'. Dlisted

Proof that Dina Lohan is more than deserving of her 'Mother of the Year' award. ASL

Britney, is that you? Celebwarship

Justin Timberlake sells out. Laineygossip

Amy Winehouse looks like an malnourished child with lots of tattoos. SeriouslyOMG

Paris Hilton has a little bit of 'Single White Female' about her. INO

Have a wild guess at what this new Lindsay Lohan track sounds like. Is it a slice of electro pop genius? A moving ballad or anything remotely interesting? Nope it sounds like something Britney passed on six years ago. The lyrics brilliantly play on her image as a bit of an... ahem 'sex kitten' by saying how bossy she is on the dance floor, which is a BIT LIKE THE BEDROOM ISN'T IT!