Lily Allen's MySpace page is surely what the internet was invented for, providing mindless babbling for the masses. Lily went out for dinner the other night with Samantha Ronson and... wait for it... a mystery friend! Now who on earth could that be, hanging around with Sam Ronson? Well, coy Lily isn't telling (she's probably saving it as an anecdote for the next series of her chat show – God forbid).

Amy Winehouse thinks she's in Disneyland. Dlisted

Different haircut, same face though... Laineygossip

Anne Hathaway shows up Jodie Marsh. ASL

We certainly smell desperation. ICYDK

"It's not cool getting drunk," which is why Lily Allen was so wasted last night. Myspace

Angelina's birthday flowers take two men and a quad bike to deliver. ASL

What David Beckham would probably be doing if he couldn't play football. Justjared

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's babies go up in price. Mollygood

Lindsay Lohan carries the lighter bags. Dlisted

Jessica Simpson's father goes up one place on our Best Fathers Ever list. Usmagazine

Trust the Allen clan to make spectacles of themselves while trying to leave the Glamour Awards. Lily had to be carried into her car by minders. And judging by the redness of the man's face carrying her and the sweat on his brow, it wasn't an easy task. We don't know why she bothered to cover her face with her award though, the pink hair was a bit of a give away (unless it was Jane Goldman).

It was the Glamour Awards last night and Lily Allen caused quite a stir with her new bright pink hairdo but just ended up looking like a younger version of Jonathon Ross's wife, who was also there to collect her award for film-maker (but we still blame her for Stardust).

If Lily's awful music and painfully terrible chat show weren't enough to make the public hater, it would appear that the 22-year-old will further enrage the masses by going around sucking people's blood and killing them – wait, oh it's for a film...

Lily Allen has been cavorting about in Cannes again, spending a large majority of her time with her breasts out (probably because it's easier than actually doing something interesting). But it seems that not everyone wanted to see her boobs (other than her dad, obviously, as he was also there)...

Lindsay Lohan relaxes by strolling through weeds in a bikini. TMZ

Scarlett Johansson singing live, though 'singing' might be stretching it a bit. WWTDD

Classy Lily Allen is sick of flashing her boobs, so now here's her undergrowth. Dlisted

Colin Farrell taking method acting a bit far. Celebwarship

Hot, hot news on Suri Cruise. Mollygood

Nicole Kidman is having his child and Keith Urban is still the dullest man on the planet. ICYDK

Ellen DeGeneres' wedding is going to be a tacky affair if Timberlake has his way. Hollyscoop

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had an 'Alice In Wonderland' wedding theme. Cheery. INO

Brad Pitt's family tattoo explained at last. Defamer

Janet Jackson attempts to look like a perfume bottle and succeeds. Sorry, Miss Jackson. TMZ

This is either Lily Allen or Jade Goody topless. WWTDD

Christina Aguilera looking like Penelope Pitstop crossed with Jordan. Dlisted

Rumer Willis's unusual face may be launching a singing career, just like daddy. ASL

Chloe Sevigny not looking so great in glasses. Websterismybitch

Ryan Adams offering to show Mandy Moore his 'Heartbreaker'. Celebwarship

Doherty and Winehouse in 'Dawn of the Deadbeats'. Mollygood

Mariah Carey's new name simply isn't cricket. ICYDK

Jennifer Aniston may be in love with John Mayer. The world rejoices. Laineygossip

Steve-O giggles but his bail bondsman might have known cameras would be present, judging by his t-shirt. Bauergriffinonline

Claudia Schiffer tries to look sexy by wearing only panties and a mask. Oh, it worked! CDL

You may have seen the tabloids reporting that double BAFTA winner James Corden was having a good spot of intercourse with Lily Allen.

Well, we met him again at the BAFTAS at the weekend - so we asked him to come clean... Had he really rubbed his littlest thing against Lily? Find out after the jump...

Anna Kournikova displaying some splendid bones. Like a thin Paula Radcliffe. CDL

Naomi Campbell back and Heathrow and sharing a joke with the police. TMZ

Jessica Simpson's 'kidney infection' explained. WWTDD

Jenna Jameson is going to eat your soul, and probably some other bits. Dlisted

Now you can destroy your ears for free by listening to Lily Allen's 'Shizzle'. Celebwarship

Cruz Beckham is as charming as his parents. SeriouslyOMG

Eddie Murphy to star in 'The Incredible Shrinking Man'. His post-Melanie B bank account will give him inspiration. Mollygood

Halle Berry to play a white racist in her new film. What? ICYDK

Whitney Houston fails to enter a car gracefully. ASL

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La-La and Posh. Victoria is the spitting image of a Teletubby. CDL