Janet Jackson attempts to look like a perfume bottle and succeeds. Sorry, Miss Jackson. TMZ

This is either Lily Allen or Jade Goody topless. WWTDD

Christina Aguilera looking like Penelope Pitstop crossed with Jordan. Dlisted

Rumer Willis's unusual face may be launching a singing career, just like daddy. ASL

Chloe Sevigny not looking so great in glasses. Websterismybitch

Ryan Adams offering to show Mandy Moore his 'Heartbreaker'. Celebwarship

Doherty and Winehouse in 'Dawn of the Deadbeats'. Mollygood

Mariah Carey's new name simply isn't cricket. ICYDK

Jennifer Aniston may be in love with John Mayer. The world rejoices. Laineygossip

Steve-O giggles but his bail bondsman might have known cameras would be present, judging by his t-shirt. Bauergriffinonline

Claudia Schiffer tries to look sexy by wearing only panties and a mask. Oh, it worked! CDL

You may have seen the tabloids reporting that double BAFTA winner James Corden was having a good spot of intercourse with Lily Allen.

Well, we met him again at the BAFTAS at the weekend - so we asked him to come clean... Had he really rubbed his littlest thing against Lily? Find out after the jump...

Anna Kournikova displaying some splendid bones. Like a thin Paula Radcliffe. CDL

Naomi Campbell back and Heathrow and sharing a joke with the police. TMZ

Jessica Simpson's 'kidney infection' explained. WWTDD

Jenna Jameson is going to eat your soul, and probably some other bits. Dlisted

Now you can destroy your ears for free by listening to Lily Allen's 'Shizzle'. Celebwarship

Cruz Beckham is as charming as his parents. SeriouslyOMG

Eddie Murphy to star in 'The Incredible Shrinking Man'. His post-Melanie B bank account will give him inspiration. Mollygood

Halle Berry to play a white racist in her new film. What? ICYDK

Whitney Houston fails to enter a car gracefully. ASL

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La-La and Posh. Victoria is the spitting image of a Teletubby. CDL

Did Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend point a gun at a photographer? TMZ

Fergie showing some impressive bladder control as she bounces around the stage. WWTDD

Lily Allen looks like a young-ish Pat Butcher. Dlisted

Victoria Beckham looking unusually thoughtful and dignified. Mollygood

George Clooney gives money for choppers. ICYDK

Naomi Campbell plays the race card in her BA row. Hollyscoop

Sharon Stone in an all-too familiar pose. ASL

Guess what Pamela Anderson got Hugh Heffner for his birthday? SeriouslyOMG

Although Lily was recently moaning about how boring a night out is when you're in the music biz darhhling, she's now found something to do that doesn't involve drink and drugs (although they may be essential for readers once she explains what it is). Lily claims that she likes to surprise her male friends by turning up wearing nothing but her underwear and a mac (a tactic usually employed by flashers).

Lily Allen has turned into a recluse and refuses to leave the house because she no longer wants to drink or take drugs. And apparently that's all that goes on when you're young, live in London and work in the music industry. She could always get a new job then, as long as she stays away from the media and doesn't become say, a TV presenter?

There were more people at the Oscars than there were watching them. Celebwarship

How to get on TV. Have a famous father and be called 'Lily'. Yahoonews

Janet Jackson actually has a sense of humour. Good on her. Mollygood

Whoopi Goldberg soldiers on despite Oscars snub, the brave little trouper. ASL

Surprisingly, Tori Spelling's autobiography sounds as dull as the woman herself. Celebritynation

Tom Cruise misses the Oscars to go car racing. Luckily he wasn't nominated for any awards. Eonline

Rihanna is lovely on the inside too. Her heart, that is. Hollyscoop

Daniel Radcliffe gets a big snog from James Corden.

Is it a Harry Potter anniversary that we don't know about? Either that or someone's put something in the water as everyone in it is at it at the moment. Last week we told you how 17-year-old actress Emma Watson had been seen with self-important tosser Johnny Borrell as well Daniel Radcliffe and today we hear wind that Lily Allen has been seeking comfort with ginger teen Rupert Grint.

Lily Allen found herself £3,500 out of pocket after an enterprising stripper got hold of her taxi account details and used the singer's name to book free taxis to and from work. This fascinating fact was revealed by the singer on her interest-free show 'Lily Allen and Friends', the tiny number of people at the recording testament to the number of mates she has.