Not only is Lily Allen a stranger to the bra, she's a stranger to self restraint as well. When she came staggering out of Ronnie Scott's in Soho last night (wiv her mate Mikeeeeeta Oliver) a passer by called her a name which most people could have easily ignored and walked away. Not our Lily... No, she shouted back, then went after her 'abuser' and threw about four punches without dropping her fag!

Lily said: "Yeah, come and say that to my face you f**king c***."

Before adding: "Where is that bitch man? I'll f**king batter her."

Pure class.

Our camera man was there and caught the action for you to enjoy... take note of the amazing use of a 'Your Mum' insult by Lily 'Ali' Allen.

Lily Allen has once again vomited some words onto her MySpace blog without a thought about the poor people who have to read the sludge that pours from her finger tips. This time, the irritating cockney singer has been denying she was seeking publicity after being snapped with both nipples out at two different points in one day recently.

Mena Suvari adopts a Trump hairstyle and immediately looks middle-aged. TMZ

Victoria Beckham may have to use her vagina for the next child. IDLYITW

Nicole Kidman admits her baby has ginger hair. Dlisted

George Clooney auditioning two women for the role of 'next girlfriend'. Bild

It's the 2008 Olympics and Playboy magazine are ready. Yeeeah

Will Young is still alive, and grabbing his crotch. Popsugar

Rumer Willis can wear what she wants, your eyes still go straight to that chin. Laineygossip

Duffy pictured with a white substance on her nose, but she's no Winehouse. Celebwarship

Windswept, featureless and arid. Paris Hilton would like her own Las Vegas club. ICYDK

YAWN! Does anyone else think that Lily Allen and her Chemical Brothers geek of a boyfriend, Ed Simons, are the least interesting couple around? She's a collection of all the most annoying traits of all the most annoying people you know put together and he looks like the sort of man who you wouldn't notice even if he was standing directly in front of you smashing you about the face with a baseball bat. But hold the front page, because they are back together!

Ellen DeGeneres trying to tan where the sun doesn't shine. WWTDD

An Albert Hammond boot hag in the house. Celebwarship

Rubbish cover for a rubbish book about a rubbish subject. Mollygood

Scarlett Johansson is a dirty girl with a lovely dirty mouth. ICYDK

Drew Barrymore splits from Ross from Friends' ugly brother. Dlisted

Colin Farrell is dull, thin and aware of his motor insurance responsibilities. And dull. Hollyscoop

Yes, Madonna and Britney Spears will appear together in concerts. Laineygossip

Nicole Richie punching her weight. About eighteen pounds. Yeeeah

Lily Allen does 'Oompah Loompah with erect nipples' very well. IDLYITW

Lily Allen is to add a duet with Li-lo to her new album. 'Why?' is the first question that leaps to mind. If it's good publicity Lily is after then La Lohan is not going to help.

Lily Allen has denied reports that she has been banned from borrowing designer clothes. No, not for making them look bad but because of the 'soiled' condition they're in when she gives them back. Which is more information than we cared for.

Lily Allen's MySpace page is surely what the internet was invented for, providing mindless babbling for the masses. Lily went out for dinner the other night with Samantha Ronson and... wait for it... a mystery friend! Now who on earth could that be, hanging around with Sam Ronson? Well, coy Lily isn't telling (she's probably saving it as an anecdote for the next series of her chat show – God forbid).

Amy Winehouse thinks she's in Disneyland. Dlisted

Different haircut, same face though... Laineygossip

Anne Hathaway shows up Jodie Marsh. ASL

We certainly smell desperation. ICYDK

"It's not cool getting drunk," which is why Lily Allen was so wasted last night. Myspace

Angelina's birthday flowers take two men and a quad bike to deliver. ASL

What David Beckham would probably be doing if he couldn't play football. Justjared

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's babies go up in price. Mollygood

Lindsay Lohan carries the lighter bags. Dlisted

Jessica Simpson's father goes up one place on our Best Fathers Ever list. Usmagazine