Is Beyonce going down the Michael Jackson path to whiteness? TMZ

Emma Watson's boyfriend is ten years older than her, but happens to be posh and well-connected. And probably rich. WWTDD

There can be no doubt that Scientology has made Katie Holmes a much sexier and more confident woman. Dlisted

Elvis Presley to perform in 'new' duets as Priscilla sits back, cackles and counts the cash. Contactmusic

Jenna Jameson is having a baby with a Cro-Magnon man. Celebwarship

Would you want to share a flat with Tara Reid? No, think about it for a minute. ICYDK

Seth Rogen appears to have some sort of wasting disease. Oh, he got 'healthy'. Laineygossip

Peter Andre kisses Jordan's massive tits goodbye. Before some slightly less massive tits come home. Popsugar

Jennifer Aniston juggles the 'nice arse, shit hair' ratio. Yeeeah

Miley Cyrus looking for ET to fill up her basket (not a euphemism). Mikeymars

Gwen Stefani almost ready to give birth to a spacehopper. TMZ

Pamela Anderson noshing on a fake cock in Canada. Dlisted

If you're offered a sweaty old pair of leather pants in the pub, check Iggy Pop's new website – they may be stolen. Contactmusic

Sadly, Paris Hilton won't be appearing in the West End as she's too busy. Not too lazy, too busy. Celebwarship

Madonna's tour costumes are from her childhood – 17th Century Witch era. Mollygood

Guy Ritchie loves his adopted child and seems to want a medal. ICYDK

Did Katie Holmes get the council to cut her hair? And dress her? Laineygossip

Jonathan Ross's dog finds that half-eaten chorizo he was keeping in his pocket for later. Popsugar

Bianca Gascoigne attempts to divert attention away from that plain face. Yeeeah

Eva Mendes has advert banned after showing some nipple for one-eightieth of a second. Mikeymars

Amy Winehouse has a Slush Puppy machine delivered to her house? The luxury! TMZ

Lindsay Lohan forgot to stop off at Planet Bra on her way out. WWTDD

Katie Holmes in auditions for the Dexy's Midnight Runners comeback tour. Dlisted

Rhys Ifans acting like an utter prick, as usual. Contactmusic

Christina Applegate diagnosed with breast cancer. Celebwarship

More on Verne Troyer. Could you be scared of his 'drunken rage' when he isn’t even three feet high? Mollygood

James Blunt blasts media intrusion. Co-incidentally, he has a new single out today. ICYDK

Tommy Lee asks Pamela Anderson to marry him every day. Must have a shocking memory. Hollyscoop

When Christian Bale lost all sense and began to resemble the Hoff. Laineygossip

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are living a lie. Yeeeah

Hayden Panettiere not too delighted at getting a parking ticket. Mikeymars

Kate Moss goes on holiday. With her daughter. Popsugar

Three cheers for Peter Letterese, a one-time member of the Church of Scientology but now one of its fiercest critics. He has taken the unprecedented step of taking legal action against the Church, describing it as 'a crime syndicate' and is demanding it is broken up by the US Government using the laws they created to target the Mafia and organised crime.

Carmen Electra does 'Hamlet'. Just joking, she's stripping off again. TMZ

Amy Winehouse receives an urgent shipment of what might be blood. WWTDD

You can see why Sam Ronson usually wears a hat. Dlisted

Who you gonna call? Steve Carrell. There may be a new 'Ghostbusters' movie. Contactmusic

This is why Selma Hayek's baby always looks delighted. Derekhail

What made Naomi Campbell and Heidi Klum fall for this multi-billionaire? Celebwarship

For some reason Samantha Ronson's career is on the up. Can't think why. Mollygood

Ali Lohan cuts to the chase and auditions for a porn director. Hollyscoop

Did Katie Holmes evict Tom's mother and sister from the house? ICYDK

Tori Spelling (and her ever-interesting face) are down on their luck. Laineygossip

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are no longer having a ball. Yeeeah

Poor old Katie Holmes. Despite the fact she has managed to run away from mad little controlling husband Tom Cruise for long enough to headline a Broadway show (which is going to be rubbish) she is still making the headlines. Not for outrageous behaviour or crazy comments, just because she has appeared in public with unhealthy-looking purple hands.

Millionairess Penelope Cruz, currently dating Javier Bardem, would like you to feel sorry for her. ICYDK

50 Cent passes a drug test and can now see his son without supervision. TMZ

Katie Holmes wearing heels yet Tom Cruise is taller. What in the name of Xenu is going on? Justjared

Sam Ronson not helping dispel those lesbian rumours. WWTDD

Kirsten Dunst has the scent of a new man and will not be deterred. Dlisted

Claire Danes looking more like an emaciated Great Dane. Yeeeah

Wee Man from Jackass has bagged Mena Suvari. Celebwarship

Not everyone in Nice is as positive about the Joile-Pitts as the mayor. Mollygood

Selma Blair is either a massive tease or incredibly stupid when it comes to lesbians. ICYDK

Matthew McConaughey sets up his own record label. Hope he doesn't lose his shirt. Contactmusic

Is Katie Holmes uncomfortable or has her battery just run out of juice? Does not compute. Laineygossip

Pamela Anderson's demure and unusual birthday cake. TMZ

Amy Winehouse's hipster pants slip a bit. Not safe for work – or humans – you have been warned. Dlisted

Pete Wentz showing his fantastic fashion sense again. Celebwarship

Steve-O goes loco. It's official. ICYDK

Britney Spears has a cunning plan. Can't see this failing… Hollyscoop

More on why 'The Dark Knight' will be the best film of the year. Laineygossip

Mark Ronson's outfit surely means there's a naked scarecrow out there somewhere? ASL

The funniest thing Jim Carrey has appeared in for years. CDL

Tom Cruise to star in 'A Fistful Of Engrams'? SeriouslyOMG

You'd have to be about three hundred feet high to appreciate this bit of sand art, but it's excellent nonetheless.

Here's a treat – the first five minutes of 'The Dark Knight' for free. Mollygood

Ashlee Simpson has a baby bump. Or maybe she just ate a pie. TMZ

Ed Harris manages to frighten the hell out of the paparazzi. WWTDD

Denise Richards makes her nephew feel a little embarrassed. Drunkenstepfather

Britney being confined to her bedroom has financial implications for a certain coffee shop. Dlisted

Angelina Jolie could be weeks away from giving birth, God help us. Celebwarship

Christie Brinkley's husband spent $3000 a month on internet porn. Must have a cock like a fighter pilot's trigger finger. ICYDK

Celebrity Death Pool with one candidate – Amy Winehouse. Hollyscoop

Mariah Carey's marriage in trouble? Never saw that coming… Hollyscoop

Want to see Katie Holmes on Broadway? Good, because no-one else does. Laineygossip

Karma targets Rose McGowan, as does Robert Rodriguez's ex and their five kids. IDLYITW

In case you missed that Rachael Hunter picture. Yeeeah

Big Brother contestants show their two best assets. IDLYITW

Angelina Jolie says she feels sexy whilst pregnant. Vanity Fair photos support this theory. Celebwarship

Tom Cruise has massively expensive party with a few close friends. Hollyscoop

Bill Murray likes the odd drink, orgy and pot smoking session. His wife doesn't. IDLYITW

Denise Richards debates the pros and cons of looking like an 'Eighties high class hooker'. Perezhilton

New Sarah Jessica Parker website confirms what we've all been thinking for a while. SJPlookslikeahorse

Lohan goes in to hospital for genuine illness shocker! Laineygossip

Liv Tyler can't quite believe what Rumer Willis looks like. Dlisted