Katie Holmes has confirmed that she will move to New York soon in order to make her debut on Broadway in the play 'All My Sons'. As yet there is no news as to whether Tom Cruise will accompany her (it's not like he's awfully busy in Hollywood these days) or merely monitor her progress from his luxury suite currently orbiting three miles above the earth.

Lindsay Lohan relaxes by strolling through weeds in a bikini. TMZ

Scarlett Johansson singing live, though 'singing' might be stretching it a bit. WWTDD

Classy Lily Allen is sick of flashing her boobs, so now here's her undergrowth. Dlisted

Colin Farrell taking method acting a bit far. Celebwarship

Hot, hot news on Suri Cruise. Mollygood

Nicole Kidman is having his child and Keith Urban is still the dullest man on the planet. ICYDK

Ellen DeGeneres' wedding is going to be a tacky affair if Timberlake has his way. Hollyscoop

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had an 'Alice In Wonderland' wedding theme. Cheery. INO

Brad Pitt's family tattoo explained at last. Defamer

Teeeny tiny Tom Cruise is planning his next disastrous movie role and fancies playing the President of the USA of Earth, in the movie '28th Amendment'. Maybe he's blurring art and reality but someone should point out to him that pretending to be the President doesn't mean that they'll let you play on that UFO in Roswell.

The casting of Maggie Gyllenhaal in the new 'Batman' film caused quite a few eyebrows to shoot up. It was clear that Katie Holmes would have other commitments and be unable to make the shoot (what with studying for her golden belt in Scientology and having the part of her brain that retained earth memory erased), hence the need for a new Rachel Dawes in 'The Dark Knight'.

Jude Law, spreading joy around the world as usual, but this time looking like a depressed Travis Bickle. ASL

Britney Spears' boots defy the laws of physics. How do they work? Dlisted

Those classy pictures of the Spears baby shower. Like C&A never ceased trading. Celebwarship

Mariah Carey's wedding pictures. This is the real bride and groom, despite looking like the plastic models atop the cake. Mollygood

The Pete Doherty welfare fund was nearly up to £20 when the popular man was released from custody. Contactmusic

Miley Cyrus has ruined her TV career. ICYDK

Kelly Osbourne's PA gets just a little too personal. With her tit. TMZ

Robert Downey Jr looking as amazed as anyone that 'Iron Man' is a success. LaineyGossip

Katie Holmes levitates while Stella McCartney goes all 'Stepford'. CDL

Matt 'Di-Do-Diddly' Damon turns into Ned Flanders. Justjared

If this painful 1 minute and 53 second clip doesn't make you gag, we don't know what will. Here's Victoria and David Beckham attempting humour on Oprah Winfrey by explaining their favourite Tom Cruise films to celebrate his 25 years in the business.

Could David Beckham actually be charisma personified?



And if that's not enough for you after the jump there are some pictures of the couple at the Metropolitan Museum of Art gala thing the other night along with Tom and Katie, an old looking Olsen twin and Janet Jackson, who seems to be missing a neck.

This is how Homer Simpson would look if he were a real human. Like a cartoon with no eyelids, then. Mollygood

Like father like son. Brooklyn and Romeo Beckham are delighted by a massive set of basketball tits. TMZ

Emma Watson forgot her 'Trim-alcio' spell. WWTDD

Carmen Electra turns 36, and doesn't she look delighted? Hollywoodrag

Scientology exposed. The full exposé of former member Jason Beghe, but under a very unfortunate title. Xenutv

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are still 'friendly'. Celebwarship

PETA using dumb animals to promote their cause again. Mollygood

Tom Cruise attempting to scale the upper slopes of Katie Holmes. SeriouslyOMG

Paris Hilton would like a double (shotgun) wedding. Defamer

Samuel L Jackson tries to steal someone else's car. TMZ

Susan Sarandon and the Mitchell brothers out and about in New York. WWTDD

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes battle for custody of their robotic baby. Dlisted

David Hasselhoff back in the dating game and smooth as ever. NYDailynews

Marilyn Manson's girlfriend looks like… him, really. Celebwarship

Surely Jesus has better things to do with his time than this? Mollygood

Tom Hanks wants even more money. ICYDK

Kate Hudson believes the paparazzi will get bitten in their arses by a car mechanic, or something. Hollyscoop

'Tight at the back,' thinks David Beckham, missing the two big target men up front. Celebslam

Some idiot gave Tori Spelling another job. Will they ever learn? Popbytes

How much did your favourite US star earn last year? Too much, that's how much. WWTDD

Amy Winehouse – addicted to ironing and now her hair fills an alcove. Dlisted

Vanilla Ice should face a prison term for this haircut. Celebwarship

Nelson Mandela is seriously considering going back to Riker's Island prison. Mollygood

When the biggest nutter on the planet avoids you it's time to give up. Hollyscoop

Wherever deodorant and rap meet, Janet Jackson will be in the middle. ASL

Cameron Diaz is prepared to stare at beavers and wrestle a tickly trout. CDL