It's Kate Moss's 34th birthday today (happy birthday!) so there's sure to be a shindig of epic proportions that will probably last until this time next week.

If you were a rich, multi-millionaire fashion designer you'd probably spend the majority of your waking hours surrounded by famous people fawning over your creative talent blah blah blah...

While you and I work our fingers to the bone just to keep out of the poorhouse, the news emerges sheepishly that Kate Moss 'earned' a staggering £5m last year, despite looking older and tattier then ever and spending a large proportion of the year with  12 stone of ravaged and pus-riddled skin hanging off her arm - or Pete Doherty as he is better known.

Jennifer Love Hewitt isn't making it easy for the paparazzi. I like her. TMZ

Sarah Michelle Gellar is Buffy the Tiny Wave Slayer. WWTDD

What everyone is thinking about Tom and Katie. Dlisted

Brad Pitt makes a very cute baby. Towleroad

Kate Moss in Japanese Vogue. Nipples ahoy! Cityrag

Video evidence of Lindsay Lohan flinging herself off the wagon. Celebwarship

Jordan to star in 'Desperate Housewives'? She is one, after all. SeriouslyOMG

Fergie and her fiancé. Not mental at all. IDLYITW

Here we go again. Pamela Anderson IS getting divorced. Hollyscoop

Jamie Lynn Spears needs to dust off that CV. ASL

Amy Winehouse attempts to polish a turd. Dlisted

But this is the most disturbing pic of Amy so far. It's like 'Pan's Labyrinth'. Justjared

Kate Moss may be seeing Pete Doherty again. In court. Mollygood

Rumer Willis has given up on the whole 'trying to look attractive' thing. Dlisted

Jennifer Love Hugebits turned Playboy down. Call nurse! My sides! Ninjadude

Lily Allen looks like she's carrying the baby in her buttocks. Justjared

Scarlett Johansson. Would. Until the neighbours complained about the smell. Egotastic

Tobey Maguire looks like he wants to be in Travis. ASL

Victoria Beckham to remake 'The Fly'? CDL

Sharon Stone wants to eat warm, fresh brains. A zombie in lipstick. Dlisted

David Cameron's pole took a big leap when he met Kate Moss and a recent charity dinner. Sadly she didn't recognise the leader of the Tory Party and thought he was a plumber (because a lot of plumbers get invited to celeb-packed events don't they... that's why they don't answer their phones when your boiler packs up).

This is Tom Cruise's mother, just before she won the 3.30 at Uttoxeter. Dlisted

Rihanna brings her party hands out to play. WWTDD

Kate Moss can hang a wet tea towel off these. Egotastic

Did George Clooney have a fight with Frank Gallagher from 'Shameless'? Dlisted

Even after a hefty dose of Photoshop, Michael Jackson fails to look human. Celebwarship

'Marry This Misfit' Rhys Ifans implores Sienna Miller. In Welsh. Reveal

Louise Beckham doesn't want to be a nanny. Mollygood

Jordan believes she will die in her sleep. Get to bed, love. SeriouslyOMG

'I blame myself,' says Britney's mother, at last. 4Music News

I'd pay thousands to watch Joaquin Phoenix throwing himself at a wall for an afternoon. Justjared

Harry Potter is bigger than Bond. Oh-oh-bollocks. Dailysnack

We'd all pay to watch Paris Hilton in a jungle. Reveal

Tom Cruise shows how to raise a baby Scientology style. Badly. USmagazine

Britney's plan to post her own dog to herself. WWTDD

Kate Moss, Top Shop and Flat Top. Grace Jones is back. Dlisted

Victoria. Beckham. Nipples. Yep, they're poking out again. X17online

'Angelina Jolie not a beauty' says man with Shredded Wheat on head. Connietalk