Rhys Ifans apologises to the paparazzi for being such an idiot in the past. TMZ

Mariah Carey forgot to stop at the bra shop. WWTDD

Sunkist, Cheetos, tartrazine and E numbers galore. Yes, Britney sits down for a healthy meal with the kids. Dlisted

Jamie Lynn Spears has some classy competition after her man. Laineygossip

Natasha Bedingfield copies Paul McCartney, and yes, she looks like an idiot. Popsugar

Rihanna on holiday with that bloke she's definitely not dating. Yeeeah

Paris Hilton – more of an arse than usual. Bild

Sam Ronson gives an interview, and you'll never guess who she's coy about. Mikeymars

Roberto Cavalli has a low opinion of Kate Moss. Join the club, mate. ICYDK

Winona Ryder is single again, but I saw her first. Hollyscoop

Amy Winehouse has a Slush Puppy machine delivered to her house? The luxury! TMZ

Lindsay Lohan forgot to stop off at Planet Bra on her way out. WWTDD

Katie Holmes in auditions for the Dexy's Midnight Runners comeback tour. Dlisted

Rhys Ifans acting like an utter prick, as usual. Contactmusic

Christina Applegate diagnosed with breast cancer. Celebwarship

More on Verne Troyer. Could you be scared of his 'drunken rage' when he isn’t even three feet high? Mollygood

James Blunt blasts media intrusion. Co-incidentally, he has a new single out today. ICYDK

Tommy Lee asks Pamela Anderson to marry him every day. Must have a shocking memory. Hollyscoop

When Christian Bale lost all sense and began to resemble the Hoff. Laineygossip

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are living a lie. Yeeeah

Hayden Panettiere not too delighted at getting a parking ticket. Mikeymars

Kate Moss goes on holiday. With her daughter. Popsugar

America realises David Beckham is boring. About time. TMZ

Sienna Miller getting her grubby little tits rubbed by someone else's husband. WWTDD

Six arrests in three months. Rapper DMX is obsessed by the back seat of police cars. Dlisted

Ricky Gervais. Fat smug man is happy about being fat and smug. Contactmusic

Kate Moss doesn't care about money, as long as she can buy any house she wants. Celebwarship

Britney Spears is already shaping up to be a great auntie. Mollygood

Jordan looking more like a Madame Tussaud's model than a human. ICYDK

Britney gets a little bit of freedom. Though she may be in handcuffs here. Hollyscoop

The crazy, mixed-up world of the Beckhams. Laineygossip

Brooke Sheilds looking like a fly. Yeeeah

Well the prize for stating the obvious goes to Kate Moss, who has told Vogue magazine that she still acts like a 17-year-old. But the only problem with that is that most 17-year-olds are actually reasonably responsible A-Level students who are at home on a school night and not disreputable achies getting smashed every night.

What would Kate Moss be doing flouncing into the exclusive New York store Petit Tresor and demanding that they close so that she can shop in private? Well, she'd be acting like a spoilt little bitch as usual. Unfortunately her privacy seems to have been severely ruptured by someone in the shop as they have revealed what she bought on her trip.

Here's an entry for P Doeherty's diary, Kate Moss has reportedly thrown boyfriend Jamie Hince out of her home after a heated argument. Kate was apparently jealous of a female fan who has been spending too much time with the The Kills guitarist but we thought she'd be used to that kind of thing by now after dating Pete. But then again, it is Pete, so perhaps not...

Proof that roadies can do more than say 'One-Two'. TMZ

Megan Fox is looking for a new Optimus Prime. WWTDD

Jake Gyllenhaal looking totally butch on a horse. Dlisted

Cheryl Cole decided hips and waists are so out this season. Hollywoodtuna

Rose McGowan and Roberto Rodriguez still together. Hurrah! And they said it wouldn't last (unlike his marriage). Celebwarship

Lifeless, cold and emotionless. Tyra Banks waxwork is uncannily realistic. Mollygood

Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes film faces some stiff (and funnier) competition. ICYDK

If Pete Doherty can retain memories then Kate Moss should be worried. Hollyscoop

Colin Firth looks for a hedge to drag himself through. Again. Laineygossip

Mmmm. Christina Ricci and her disproportionate forehead and chest. Yeeeah

Kate Moss is apparently desperate for baby number two. That's if she still remembers that she has child number one. Kate is so broody that when she was approached by a fan with a baby (hold on, she has a fan who is a grown woman with a child?) she was so taken by it that she nearly didn't give it back.

Burberry has always been desperate to shed the 'chav' image of yonder, instead aiming for the more affluent and trendsetting (trans. eye-wateringly expensive) types. Agyness Deyn is also fast becoming the person most likely to get on my tits this year, which is why it's with mixed feelings we learn she has been ditched as the face of Burberry and is being replaced by clothes-horse/bucket Kate Moss...

So what happens when you're a penniless musician who has had the good fortune to bag yourself a multimillionaire supermodel and you decide to get engaged? Well, if reports are to be believed, you get them to buy their own ring! Well let's face it, there's no way that Jamie Hince has spent a penny of his own money (were The Kills actually to make any money) in his time with Kate Moss.