Burberry has always been desperate to shed the 'chav' image of yonder, instead aiming for the more affluent and trendsetting (trans. eye-wateringly expensive) types. Agyness Deyn is also fast becoming the person most likely to get on my tits this year, which is why it's with mixed feelings we learn she has been ditched as the face of Burberry and is being replaced by clothes-horse/bucket Kate Moss...
So what happens when you're a penniless musician who has had the good fortune to bag yourself a multimillionaire supermodel and you decide to get engaged? Well, if reports are to be believed, you get them to
buy their own ring! Well let's face it, there's no way that
Jamie Hince has spent a penny of his own money (were The Kills actually to make any money) in his time with
Kate Moss.
Poor
Jamie Hince. The singer from
The Kills has been stepping out with
Kate Moss for a few weeks now, but he isn't happy with the
constant media attention which is something new to him, what with being the singer of The Kills and all.
Tara Reid looking drunk in an airport. The technical term is a ‘Hasselhoff’ -
Drunkenstepfather
Rumer Willis finally morphs into Stephen Beale from Eastenders -
Dlisted
South Park’s take on Britney and the paparazzi -
WWTDD
Dontella Versace and her ‘World of Leather’ face played matchmaker for Halle Berry -
Celebwarship
Benicio Del Toro as Wolfman. Looking better groomed than usual, actually -
Mollygood
Why Pamela Anderson isn’t getting much sleep. Not the obvious answer -
ICYDK
Lindsay Lohan’s sex tape is a hoax, thank God. -
Hollyscoop
Did Kate Moss win a huge bag full of money at the casino? -
ASL
Angelina Jolie doesn’t feel great about herself -
IDLYITW
Rene Zellwegger gushes embarrassingly about how lucky she is -
INO
The Kristen Davis sex pictures mystery solved. They’re real, no mystery -
Ninjadude
Fergie's bump, lovely lady stomach lump fuels pregnancy rumours.
JustJared
Pete Wentz tried to kill himself once…no one likes a failure.
WWTDD
Heath Ledger's family start arguing over his money. Sad.
DS
Guy Richie and
Madonna out for dinner 'nothing wrong with our marriage here.'
CelebritySmack
Kate Moss confuses boyfriend for an ice cream.
WW
Sarah Jessica Parker turning in to a witch.
DListed
Colin Farrell fights the temptation to booze. And wash, by the looks of it.
ICYDK
Paris Hilton in audition for the remake of the movie 'Mannequin.'
Celebwarship
Priscilla Presley discovers a brand new weight loss programme. It’s called 'not eating.'
Ayyy
Designer
Marc Jacobs has split from his young man
Jason Preston AGAIN.
Kate Moss is apparently set to marry boyfriend Jamie Hince from band The Kills, who is possibly even uglier than Pete Doherty, although arguably more hygienic.
Poor old
Kate Moss. After suffering the cruel blows of the fates which burdened her with a chubby heroin addict stinking up her bed for the best part of two years, our tragic heroine is now being plagued by '
stalkers'...
Surprisingly, the inhabitants of
St. John's Wood in London are delighted that
Kate Moss has moved into their neighbourhood. Since the supermodel moved into her £8m mansion there, it appears that
crime rates have dropped dramatically, though the pretentious twat ratio has risen to unacceptable levels.
Famous children, mums and families beware - for the nominations for the great poisoned chalice that is Celebrity Mum of the Year have been announced...