Katie Price (or
Jordan, depending on whether she's flashed her boobs that day) is apparently about to splash out on her very own
private jet. Jordan (who obviously doesn't have a head for numbers) has somehow worked out that it would be more cost-effective to buy her own plane, at £4.5m, than fork out the £150,000 she spent on flights this year alone. However we're not sure what type of calculator she used to work that out.
Nicole Richie likes cheese and salt but not her own breasts.
Hollyscoop
Amy Winehouse is on the move and looking great.
TMZ
Angelina Jolie strings a few sentences together about Iraq and sounds impressive.
Washingtonpost
Charlie Sheen still hates
Denise Richards.
Extra
Lindsay Lohan off for a night out in a whore's get-up.
WWTDD
For once,
Peter Andre looks manly.
Dlisted
A drug-addled, dead before his time genius, as seen by
Heath Ledger.
IDLYITW
Jordan has launched an attack on
Kerry Katona, thereby re-igniting the mutually-beneficial war of words which means they both get their horrible faces in the media. The pair once counted themselves as friends after they appeared on 'I'm A Celebrity... Can You Resuscitate My Career?' in 2004, but there was a bitter falling out afterwards, with an explosion of
name-calling and metaphoric bitch slapping.
Katie 'Jordan' Price is a woman who knows what she wants. And she wants to
adopt a Bulgarian baby. Not a Croatian child, not an Albanian toddler, but a bona fide Bulgarian baby, because she saw some Bulgarian toddlers on TV and she wants one. Let's hope that Katy doesn't have QVC on her set-top box, otherwise that massive fortune might be squandered away on tacky, glittering impulse buys. And babies.
In a declaration sure to have Peter Andre walking on his hind legs and wagging his tail in delight, Jordan has grandly announced that she would like four more children. Because she's had a non eventful and crisis free motherhood so far, hasn't she?
Jordan was in Waterstone's today to promote her new book, 'Pushed to the Limit', much like her breasts, which were squeezed into a tiny sequined number that almost made her nipple pop out in a desperate bid for freedom.
Watch out Kerry Katona and Mark Croft, Peter Andre and Jordan... There's a new couple clawing their way into the limelight and they might just be even more distasteful and desperate than you.
Michelle Heaton (tan-mad ex member of Popstars rejects Liberty X) and
Andy Scott-Lee (brother of Lisa from Steps) have decided to pose for a photoshoot dressed up as
Britney Spears and
Adnan Ghalib.
Famous children, mums and families beware - for the nominations for the great poisoned chalice that is Celebrity Mum of the Year have been announced...
To begin with, they were far too small. But now, they're just too big. What is
Jordan to do? Jet right back to the US of A and have them done again, of course. Although if they manage to withstand yet another operation, we don't think they're going to look like
breasts anymore.
Once again
Jordan has demanded her (seemingly) monthly payment from OK! magazine in return for a few ill-thought-out and chattering non sequiturs. So what have the editors of the magazine got for their money this time? Well, she isn't so keen on
Chantelle Houghton, the virtually-forgotten winner of 'Celebrity Big Brother'. Fair enough, who is? Oh, and Jordan thinks that
big boobs are old fashioned, and she wouldn't be seen with them for the world.
