Ever since she had some of the marzipan siphoned off her novelty breasts last year, it seems as though
Jordan can't open her mouth without banging on about the merits of
having a smaller chest.
Get your ear plugs at the ready (or your razor blades) because
Jordan and
Peter Andre are about to make another album. Yes, they made an album, who could forget the Aladdin inspired '
A Whole New World'? But surely they've sung all the Disney duets there are?
Jordan and
Peter Andre (who only manage to look tasteful when compared with
Kerry Katona and
Mark Croft) are taking a trip down memory lane - to the jungle where they first met on 'I'm A Celebrity...'. But unfortunately, they will be coming back.
It looks like
Jordan may be in the dog house, not literally (although that might be an idea) because
Peter Andre is very angry with her about her recent drunken antics. So angry in fact, he's written it down (or told someone over the phone while they typed) for his column in
New! magazine.
Jordan (who's slowly turning into a bag of skin and bones with two beach balls on top) has decided to talk about the size zero debate and say that looking like a bag of skin and bones isn't sexy. Even though she thinks
Victoria Beckham looks great. Jordan was speaking about her
George at
Asda range of lingerie where she used 'normal' women to model - and by normal she means they weren't the width or colour of a peperami.
If you missed these from yesterday, here is
Jordan was posing in her new new range of
underwear for
George at Asda (classy). And we'll give her this, it's nothing if not a masterclass in how to make yourself look good by juxtaposition...
Katie Price (or
Jordan, depending on whether she's flashed her boobs that day) is apparently about to splash out on her very own
private jet. Jordan (who obviously doesn't have a head for numbers) has somehow worked out that it would be more cost-effective to buy her own plane, at £4.5m, than fork out the £150,000 she spent on flights this year alone. However we're not sure what type of calculator she used to work that out.
Nicole Richie likes cheese and salt but not her own breasts.
Hollyscoop
Amy Winehouse is on the move and looking great.
TMZ
Angelina Jolie strings a few sentences together about Iraq and sounds impressive.
Washingtonpost
Charlie Sheen still hates
Denise Richards.
Extra
Lindsay Lohan off for a night out in a whore's get-up.
WWTDD
For once,
Peter Andre looks manly.
Dlisted
A drug-addled, dead before his time genius, as seen by
Heath Ledger.
IDLYITW
Jordan has launched an attack on
Kerry Katona, thereby re-igniting the mutually-beneficial war of words which means they both get their horrible faces in the media. The pair once counted themselves as friends after they appeared on 'I'm A Celebrity... Can You Resuscitate My Career?' in 2004, but there was a bitter falling out afterwards, with an explosion of
name-calling and metaphoric bitch slapping.
Katie 'Jordan' Price is a woman who knows what she wants. And she wants to
adopt a Bulgarian baby. Not a Croatian child, not an Albanian toddler, but a bona fide Bulgarian baby, because she saw some Bulgarian toddlers on TV and she wants one. Let's hope that Katy doesn't have QVC on her set-top box, otherwise that massive fortune might be squandered away on tacky, glittering impulse buys. And babies.
