Matt Peacock, the man who married Jodie Marsh in the MTV show 'Who’ll Take her Up The Aisle?' is insisting that he and the producers were lied to by the 'model', (although yesterday she claimed the complete opposite) and that he was certain that MTV knew that they were already in a relationship.

'Glamour' model and serial fake tanner Jodie Marsh joined Jeremy Kyle on his radio show today to talk about how hard her life is and to reflect upon her disastrous MTV show, 'Jodie Marsh: Who'll Take Her Up The Aisle' (although it would be less embarrassing for everyone if she just stopped talking altogether). Below are are some insightful quotes from what she had to say on the Jeremy Kyle Radio Show. Some people are so deluded...

Jodie Marsh, a random collection of badly-assembled genes the colour of peperami is boasting about how brilliant her husband Matt Peacock is, and how they are very much in love, despite her initial misgivings.

So, who's the poor swine that will be marrying Jodie Marsh following her car crash of a husband hunt on MTV? Well, someone's only gone and posted his name and the 'classy' wedding venue on the web already, thanks to photos of the banns.

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Jodie Marsh. She's not exactly known as the classiest girl in town, is she? She's put it about, quite happily claims to have done everything with all sorts of people, and has brazenly paraded her 'two boyfriends' in front of her family. And that's just for starters.

Take the jump to meet a professional who's not even the slightest bit embarrassed about having put his equipment into her capacious gob. In fact he's quite proud...

Jodie Marsh's MTV-sponsored search for a husband has been narrowed down to four 'lucky' men (presumably called Pestilence, War, Famine and Death) as the loons, self harmers and senile were tossed aside like burnt sofas on a Middlesbrough council estate.

Jodie Marsh was faced with a terrible dilemma, and unfortunately it wasn't a bullet to the forehead or slit wrists in a nice, hot bath.

Rumours are starting to surface suggesting that MTV is at the end of its tether with the bizarrely-nosed triumph of ambition over talent, and that the company has binned 'Totally Jodie Marsh: Who'll Take Her Up The Aisle?' before the end of production, let alone the start of transmission, and not just for the simple reason that the answer to MTV's question is no one. Or at least no one in their right mind.

Obviously, the pisspoor turn out at auditions, from a thunderously pitiful low of two to and equally terrible 'high' of eight hasn't helped.

Add this to the fact that the national press has tired of Jodie Marsh's antics, in no small part because she's irritated so many hacks and editors in the past, so can't even be arsed to write about how badly the show's audition process is progressing.

And it won't have passed MTV's attention that Marsh's last series, 'Get A Life', got pulled by broadcaster Five because it scored a record low for the channel's ratings.

However, the straw that's broken the MTV camel's back, we hear, is that Marsh already has a boyfriend, one Matt Peacock, who you can point and laugh at here.

But stop! Just when you think you've heard enough, it gets even better. Peacock has been in the news before, when he briefley dated Katie Price aka Jordan.

So there you have it, Jodie Marsh. Your career's dead in the water, no one likes you and you're shagging Jordan's cast-offs. Please vacate the stage.


WHOOPS! Correction: We've just had a call from those lovely people at MTV informing us that the show definitely is on track and in production and that the rumours of cancellation are nothing more than that.

Anyone looking forward to watching Jodie Marsh making a complete and utter arse of herself can breathe a sigh of relief. They will soon be staring slack-jawed at the telly, utterly bemused by her total lack of self-awareness when the show goes live. Woo.