DAVID AND VICTORIA BECKHAM BLOG

DAVID AND VICTORIA BECKHAM GOSSIP, NEWS, PICTURES, VIDEOS & SCANDALS.

Who: David and Victoria Beckham (nee Adams), aka Posh and Becks, aka Derek and the Dog.
When: 2 May, 1975 and 17 April, 1974
Where: Leytonstone, London and Harlow, Essex.
What: Footballer and Singer, consummate celebrity culture parasites
Height: 6 ft and 5 ft 4 in.
Known For: Being quite good at kicking a ball, being the one who didn’t do much in the Spice Girls.

FULL BIOG ALL STORIES

NEWSMOUND

Published on Wed 07 May 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Is Lindsay Lohan coming onto Joel Madden despite him being with Nicole Richie (and incredibly ugly to boot)? Dlisted

Victoria and David Beckham somehow manage to befriend Seal and Heidi Klum. ASL

Amy Winehouse turns into her mother (a thinner version, presumably). WWTDD

Who bothered to let her out? ICYDK

We don't even know how one of the Olsens made it onto the 'Hottest Women' list in the first place. Mollygood

Cher looks like an understated Pete Burns. TMZ

Give it up, grandma. Celebwarship

George Clooney turns 47 but doesn't look a day over 30. Much like his grilfriend. Laineygossip

PASS ME THE SICK BAG

Published on Wed 07 May 2008 by

POSH AND BECKS DRONE ON ABOUT FAVOURITE TOM CRUISE FILMS

If this painful 1 minute and 53 second clip doesn't make you gag, we don't know what will. Here's Victoria and David Beckham attempting humour on Oprah Winfrey by explaining their favourite Tom Cruise films to celebrate his 25 years in the business.

Could David Beckham actually be charisma personified?

And if that's not enough for you after the jump there are some pictures of the couple at the Metropolitan Museum of Art gala thing the other night along with Tom and Katie, an old looking Olsen twin and Janet Jackson, who seems to be missing a neck.

NEWSMOUND

Published on Thu 24 April 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Dita Von Teese looks older than her mother. Dlisted

Sharon Stone either likes a drink or has spent far too much time in the sun. SeriouslyOMG

Camilla Parker Bowles finally get Princess Diana's approval. TMZ

David Beckham gives us an image we'd rather not have. Femalefirst

Jordan keeps it casual and understated. Dlisted

Rumer Willis and Pete Wentz share the same hairdresser. Justjared

Olivia Newton John gave birth to Pete Burns. Perezhilton

Chrisitna Ricci says it's stupid to play a stripper. Celebitchy

NEWSMOUND

Published on Wed 23 April 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Beyonce did get married earlier this month. Here're the documents. TMZ

A million perverts are envious of a scruffy dog getting close to Natalie Portman. WWTDD

Great magazine cover, because one bullet could finish them all. USAweekend

"You're doing it!" Penelope Cruz in a sex scene with Ben Kingsley. Sorry, SIR Ben Kingsley. Egotastic

Russell Brand forgot to take his nightie off. Dlisted

Ali Lohan is the hardest working teenager in the world. Celebwarship

Why not be a disgusting bastard and bid to buy Barack Obama's half-eaten breakfast. Mollygood

Mariah Carey was 'kidnapped in a golden cage'. And made untold millions from the event. ICYDK

Never thought I'd see this. It's Geri Halliwell talking utter patronising shit. Hollyscoop

Tom Cruise's adopted son to star in Will Smith film. Resistance is useless, Will. ASL

NEWSMOUND

Published on Tue 22 April 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

This is how Homer Simpson would look if he were a real human. Like a cartoon with no eyelids, then. Mollygood

Like father like son. Brooklyn and Romeo Beckham are delighted by a massive set of basketball tits. TMZ

Emma Watson forgot her 'Trim-alcio' spell. WWTDD

Carmen Electra turns 36, and doesn't she look delighted? Hollywoodrag

Scientology exposed. The full exposé of former member Jason Beghe, but under a very unfortunate title. Xenutv

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are still 'friendly'. Celebwarship

PETA using dumb animals to promote their cause again. Mollygood

Tom Cruise attempting to scale the upper slopes of Katie Holmes. SeriouslyOMG

Paris Hilton would like a double (shotgun) wedding. Defamer

NEWSMOUND

Published on Mon 21 April 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Anna Kournikova displaying some splendid bones. Like a thin Paula Radcliffe. CDL

Naomi Campbell back and Heathrow and sharing a joke with the police. TMZ

Jessica Simpson's 'kidney infection' explained. WWTDD

Jenna Jameson is going to eat your soul, and probably some other bits. Dlisted

Now you can destroy your ears for free by listening to Lily Allen's 'Shizzle'. Celebwarship

Cruz Beckham is as charming as his parents. SeriouslyOMG

Eddie Murphy to star in 'The Incredible Shrinking Man'. His post-Melanie B bank account will give him inspiration. Mollygood

Halle Berry to play a white racist in her new film. What? ICYDK

Whitney Houston fails to enter a car gracefully. ASL

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La-La and Posh. Victoria is the spitting image of a Teletubby. CDL

NEWSMOUND

Published on Fri 18 April 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Noel Fielding takes the 'Vince Noir' nihilism a bit too far. Dlisted

Tony Curtis about to run amok around Westworld. TMZ

Emma Watson is now 18 and worth £20m. Form a queue, gentlemen. WWTDD

Joe Calzaghe would punch Al Pacino, but he's made of mahogany and looks like a middle-aged lesbian. Dlisted

Brooklyn Beckham's next birthday present is sorted. Jezebel

Britney's ex-manager still not allowed within 250 yards of her. Celebwarship

Akon is more like Billy Liar than Biggy Smalls. Mollygood

Paris Hilton in tribute to great musical and literary figures. The Smurfs. ICYDK

Oh dear! The next 'Incredible Hulk' film may be even worse than the first after Ed Norton has more hissy fits than Graham Norton. ASL

Jude Law's hairline is growing into the 'Batman' symbol. Splash

Nicolas Cage must be so proud of his lovely little son. TMZ

ITV4 throws its hands in the air and screams "Fuck it! I give up!" DS

NEWSMOUND

Published on Thu 17 April 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Samuel L Jackson tries to steal someone else's car. TMZ

Susan Sarandon and the Mitchell brothers out and about in New York. WWTDD

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes battle for custody of their robotic baby. Dlisted

David Hasselhoff back in the dating game and smooth as ever. NYDailynews

Marilyn Manson's girlfriend looks like… him, really. Celebwarship

Surely Jesus has better things to do with his time than this? Mollygood

Tom Hanks wants even more money. ICYDK

Kate Hudson believes the paparazzi will get bitten in their arses by a car mechanic, or something. Hollyscoop

'Tight at the back,' thinks David Beckham, missing the two big target men up front. Celebslam

Some idiot gave Tori Spelling another job. Will they ever learn? Popbytes

WITHOUT A CLUE-DO

Published on Thu 17 April 2008 by

EVA LONGORIA HAS A CLOSE FRIENDSHIP WITH THE BECKHAMS

'Desperate Housewives' star Eva Longoria may have been working on the show for too long because she's sounding exactly like one of the bored and frustrated women of Wisteria Lane. She has spoken about her close friendship with Victoria Beckham and how the pair of them share so much. Including food.

DAVIZZLE BECKIZZLE

Published on Tue 15 April 2008 by

PALS SNOOP AND BECKS TO RELEASE SLIPPER RANGE

Yes, of all the things a gangster rapper and Golden Balls could start flogging, it's slippers. Straight Outta Cotton! It's been widely reported that Becks has been teaching Snoop's three kids (all of them with nearly the same name) to play soccer, and that hilariously David was going to rap on a Snoop song ('Textual Seduction' maybe). But now comes the revelation that the two are going into the comfy footwear market.

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