BRITNEY SPEARS BLOG

BRITNEY SPEARS GOSSIP, NEWS, PICTURES, VIDEOS & SCANDALS.

WHO: Britney Spears aka Britney Jean Spears
WHEN: 2 December, 1981
WHEN: Kentwood, Louisiana, USA
WHAT: Pop moppet turned sex kitten turned bald, chubby loon
HEIGHT: 5 ft 4 in
KNOWN FOR: Fuelling kiddy fiddlers� schoolgirl fantasies, marrying a gypsy, having an ugly vagina, going mad

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BANGING ON THE TELEPHONE

Published on Fri 09 May 2008 by

BRITNEY SPEARS HAS PHONE SEX WITH EX-HUSBAND

In what looks like a completely invented story, Star magazine is claiming that Britney Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline are back on speaking terms. And a little bit more, because the pair regularly engage in frantic bouts of telephone sex with each other, despite the fact their bitter divorce is still crawling through the courts.

NEWSMOUND

Published on Thu 08 May 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Jude Law, spreading joy around the world as usual, but this time looking like a depressed Travis Bickle. ASL

Britney Spears' boots defy the laws of physics. How do they work? Dlisted

Those classy pictures of the Spears baby shower. Like C&A never ceased trading. Celebwarship

Mariah Carey's wedding pictures. This is the real bride and groom, despite looking like the plastic models atop the cake. Mollygood

The Pete Doherty welfare fund was nearly up to £20 when the popular man was released from custody. Contactmusic

Miley Cyrus has ruined her TV career. ICYDK

Kelly Osbourne's PA gets just a little too personal. With her tit. TMZ

Robert Downey Jr looking as amazed as anyone that 'Iron Man' is a success. LaineyGossip

Katie Holmes levitates while Stella McCartney goes all 'Stepford'. CDL

Matt 'Di-Do-Diddly' Damon turns into Ned Flanders. Justjared

BRITNEY UPDATE

Published on Wed 07 May 2008 by

BRITNEY ALLOWED MORE TIME WITH HER CHILDREN

Good news for Britney Spears, as she has been granted more access to her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James. This was announced by K-Fed's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan, after a low-key court appearance which saw the judge expand Brit's visitation rights allowing her to spend more time with her sons.

WHAT A SHOWER!

Published on Tue 06 May 2008 by

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS HAS A BABY SHOWER AND INVITES THE FAMILY

An emotional time was had by all at the baby shower thrown by Jamie Lynn Spears. The family were united (with even big sister Britney allowed out of her compound and permitted to mix with others) meaning that there were around thirty people in attendance, all of whom were sharing virtually identical DNA.

LESS MONEY BLUES

Published on Fri 02 May 2008 by

BRITNEY SPEARS LOST 61M DOLLARS LAST YEAR

It might be fair comment to say that Britney Spears didn't have the best of years in 2007, and 2008 hasn't looked a great deal better. The people at InTouch magazine have put their accounting heads on (by hiring an accountant who has absolutely no access to the singer's private financial information) and worked out exactly how much Britney's poor mental performance over the last year has cost her.

NEWSMOUND

Published on Tue 29 April 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Jamie Lynn Spears taking it easy in her sixth month of pregnancy. WWTDD

Britney Spears back on TV doing comedy, but scripted this time. ASL

Colin Firth gets his 'Mr Darcy' photographed in the toilet. Celebitchy

Halle Berry out and about with her milky duds. Celebwarship

Heather Locklear appears to be having a severe allergic reaction to water. Yeeeah

Don't hassle the Hoff or he'll rub his sweaty tits all over you. Mollygood

"I'm no harlot!" shouts Scarlett Johansson, through those full, luscious red lips. ICYDK

Whoopi Goldberg insists Wesley Snipes is a victim. Yep, of his own greed. Contactmusic

Rumer Willis is not feeding off her parents' fame. What does she actually do, though? Hollyscoop

Salma Hayek is influenced by David Beckham's new look. Dlisted

Not much chance of Jordan starring in the next Tarantino movie. Celebritypuke

OH BABY BABY!

Published on Fri 25 April 2008 by

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO GIVING BIRTH

It's not surprising that a 17-year-old girl might be apprehensive about giving birth to her first child, but Jamie Lynn Spears appears to be especially nervous about her upcoming trip to the maternity ward.

NEWSMOUND

Published on Fri 18 April 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Noel Fielding takes the 'Vince Noir' nihilism a bit too far. Dlisted

Tony Curtis about to run amok around Westworld. TMZ

Emma Watson is now 18 and worth £20m. Form a queue, gentlemen. WWTDD

Joe Calzaghe would punch Al Pacino, but he's made of mahogany and looks like a middle-aged lesbian. Dlisted

Brooklyn Beckham's next birthday present is sorted. Jezebel

Britney's ex-manager still not allowed within 250 yards of her. Celebwarship

Akon is more like Billy Liar than Biggy Smalls. Mollygood

Paris Hilton in tribute to great musical and literary figures. The Smurfs. ICYDK

Oh dear! The next 'Incredible Hulk' film may be even worse than the first after Ed Norton has more hissy fits than Graham Norton. ASL

Jude Law's hairline is growing into the 'Batman' symbol. Splash

Nicolas Cage must be so proud of his lovely little son. TMZ

ITV4 throws its hands in the air and screams "Fuck it! I give up!" DS

NEWSMOUND

Published on Wed 16 April 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Fat people ruin Disney ride. TMZ

Jodie Marsh without make-up. You have been warned. Dlisted

Worst film ever? It's never a good sign if you have to phonetically spell a word in the title for your audience. Comingsoon

Nicole Kidman is five months pregnant. With a baby pea, by the look of her. Celebwarship

Six months of Britney Spears' personal video diaries are ready for release. Mollygood

'Escape To Prick-tory'. Michael Caine's tackle makes a break for it. Celebslam

Madonna to play live online. Stay away from the internet on May 15. ICYDK

Now you can buy Paris Hilton's fake hair. If you'd want such a thing. Yeeeah

Scientology works its magic in Norway. Gawker

NEWSMOUND

Published on Tue 15 April 2008 by

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

Marilyn Manson looks much scarier without the make-up. TMZ

Sienna Miller, doing what she does best. WWTDD

Amy Winehouse has a couple of little tots. Dlisted

Paula Abdul takes hair styling tips from Donald Trump. Hollywoodrag

Kate Beckinsale may be turning to the dark side. ASL

Elizabeth Taylor – still not dead. Celebwarship

Tom Cruise sick of the sight of Victoria Beckham. Join the club, mate. ICYDK

Britney is writing letters of apology. Probably in green crayon. Hollyscoop

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