There's trouble in Paradise for
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose twins are due in August. The pair should be delighted - they haven't had to spend a penny on getting this pair (unlike some of their other offspring), yet still they're falling out.
Lindsay Lohan relaxes by strolling through weeds in a bikini.
TMZ
Scarlett Johansson singing live, though 'singing' might be stretching it a bit.
WWTDD
Classy
Lily Allen is sick of flashing her boobs, so now here's her undergrowth.
Dlisted
Colin Farrell taking method acting a bit far.
Celebwarship
Hot, hot news on
Suri Cruise.
Mollygood
Nicole Kidman is having his child and Keith Urban is still the dullest man on the planet.
ICYDK
Ellen DeGeneres' wedding is going to be a tacky affair if Timberlake has his way.
Hollyscoop
Ashlee Simpson and
Pete Wentz had an 'Alice In Wonderland' wedding theme. Cheery.
INO
Brad Pitt's family tattoo explained at last.
Defamer
Maddox Jolie-Pitt has the best seat in the house, the lucky sod.
TMZ
Tara Reid's next movie will be the greatest film ever made.
WWTDD
Who gave
Samantha Ronson a love bite?
Laineygossip
I should Coco.
Audrey Tatou in the role of Chanel (and the clothes) .
Celebwarship
Mariah Carey's husband shows off his expensive watch (and lady's wrists).
Mollygood
Will Smith's new film sounds like a corker!
ICYDK
There simply hasn't been enough of
Sarah Jessica Parker in the news this week, has there? Here's a little more.
Hollyscoop
Cynthia Nixon determined to marry Ron Weasley.
Dlisted
Your chance to own (and fail to fit into)
Posh's old clothes.
ASL
Beyonce pregnant? And what on earth is the Def Jam diet?
IDLYITW
Donna Summer is back, but looking more like a bleak mid-winter.
InTouch
Confidentially agreement? WHAT confidentialty agreeent?!
A member of staff on Paul Allen's Yacht in the South of France has been in touch about the wedding of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...
I know that
Angelina Jolie and
Brad Pitt do a lot of worthwhile work for charity, but that doesn't mean they're beyond paying
hotel bills like the rest of us shameful mortals, does it? The glamorous pair (who are hardly short of a bob or two) are currently in Texas, for which they deserve a scintilla of sympathy, to be fair, while Brad wanders across the set of his new movie '
Tree Of Life' looking mean and serious in equal measures.
The first rule of being in the
Jolie-Pitt family is that you do not talk about the Jolie-Pitt family. The second rule of… Well, you get the picture. It appears that the multicultural rainbow family is having its fair share of arguments, as the
children fight relentlessly with each other whilst Angelina scours the world for another child and Brad tries to rebuild New Orleans single-handedly.
Star magazine in the US is breathlessly claiming that
Brad Pitt and
Angelina Jolie were
married on Saturday in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel in New Orleans. The magazine is certain about their 'exclusive' because they are able to draw on some sources (unnamed, naturally) who they claim "are in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony". That'd be the vicar dressed as Elvis then.
Well done to the New England Historical Genealogical Society (who sound like fun types to have on a crazy night out) who have done years of research and basically found that
everyone in the USA is related to each other, something one glance at the
Spears clan could have told them already, saving a lot of time and money in the process.
Angelina and Brad are expecting twins apparently. A boy and a girl. Just like
J-Lo. Geez, having twins must be airborne in Hollywood at the moment. They're all squeezing them out.