Nicole Richie, a baby and some hot coffee. Mother Of The Year potential. TMZ

Danny DeVito prepares to launch a Zeppelin race. WWTDD

John Travolta knows it's fun to stay at the YMCA. Dlisted

Halle Berry takes the twins for an outing. No sign of her baby. Celebwarship

Wonder Woman's powers not so impressive any more. Yahoonews

The tangled tale of Angelina Jolie's PA and her BlackBerry. ICYDK

Charlie Sheen not taking his wedding vows too seriously. ASL

Bono is looking taller these days... Here's why. Stilts next? Justjared

Madonna now dressing her age, thank heavens. CDL

Amy Winehouse thinks she's in Disneyland. Dlisted

Different haircut, same face though... Laineygossip

Anne Hathaway shows up Jodie Marsh. ASL

We certainly smell desperation. ICYDK

"It's not cool getting drunk," which is why Lily Allen was so wasted last night. Myspace

Angelina's birthday flowers take two men and a quad bike to deliver. ASL

What David Beckham would probably be doing if he couldn't play football. Justjared

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's babies go up in price. Mollygood

Lindsay Lohan carries the lighter bags. Dlisted

Jessica Simpson's father goes up one place on our Best Fathers Ever list. Usmagazine

Forget all that peace keeping, humanitarian guff that Angelina Jolie spouts, when push comes to shove Jolie would shoot you like a rabid dog if she got the chance. She told says that she has a gun in her house and: "If anyone comes in to my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them."

Big Brother contestants show their two best assets. IDLYITW

Angelina Jolie says she feels sexy whilst pregnant. Vanity Fair photos support this theory. Celebwarship

Tom Cruise has massively expensive party with a few close friends. Hollyscoop

Bill Murray likes the odd drink, orgy and pot smoking session. His wife doesn't. IDLYITW

Denise Richards debates the pros and cons of looking like an 'Eighties high class hooker'. Perezhilton

New Sarah Jessica Parker website confirms what we've all been thinking for a while. SJPlookslikeahorse

Lohan goes in to hospital for genuine illness shocker! Laineygossip

Liv Tyler can't quite believe what Rumer Willis looks like. Dlisted

Congratulations to Angelina Jolie, as she has reportedly given birth to twin girls. She can't deny it now. But she has kept it very quiet as apparently she gave birth on Sunday, at a Catholic clinic in Aix-en-Provence with Brad Pitt by her side.

Wesley Snipes still avoiding jail, for now. TMZ

Shania Twain's husband should have gone to Specsavers. WWTDD

Nicole Kidman may be doing a Demi Moore – a pregnant nude covershoot. Justjared

Is Nick Nolte a friend of Dorothy? Cityrag

Hilary Swank's new hairdo makes her look like a male computer programmer. Celebwarship

Modest Beyonce thinks God understands her. He does his best, bless him. Mollygood

Brad Pitt will be gutted when he hears what Jennifer Aniston said. Gutted until he remembers who he's married to. ICYDK

Natalie Portman looking rather fine in Cannes. Laineygossip

David Beckham looks thrilled to be watching basketball on Champions League final night. ASL

Andy Garcia looking like a barbershop floor. TMZ

Joss Stone is swapping spit with another woman, but where's the Flake? WWTDD

Angelina Jolie and Clint Eastwood's wife make my day. Do they feel licky? Dlisted

What's Fred Durst up to these days? No, I couldn't care less either. Mollygood

The Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz wedding invitation. A joyous occasion. Celebwarship

Celine Dion attempts the 'sexy' look, and succeeds like a cow attempting to write a novel. ICYDK

Owen Wilson deals with his heartbreak. With a stripper. Hollyscoop

Gwyneth Paltrow looking good (from the calves upwards). Laineygossip

Mariah Carey's husband does as he is told, knowing which side his bread is buttered. IDLYITW

Jason Statham's latest cerebral celluloid offering. Magnificent. Justjared

What has Jim Carrey been doing to Jenny McCarthy to make her look like this? Ninjadude

Mike Tyson recreates the 'fat' scenes from 'Raging Bull', but who's going to tell him he's fat? TMZ

Jean Claude Van Damme looking like Iggy Pop with rubbish hair. WWTDD

Nicole Kidman visibly pregnant while Keith Urban wonders who the father is. Dlisted

Sean Penn is avoiding Petra Nemcova, the fool. Celebwarship

Mr Sulu, boldly going where some men have been before. Mollygood

P Diddly is modest as usual, claiming his clothes make men sexy. ICYDK

In Goth we trust? Not quite. Ashlee Simpson had a prenuptial agreement. Hollyscoop

Angelina's twins look like they might be a handful. Maybe two. ASL

Megan Fox was bullied at school. She needs a big hug. INO

Paula Abdul celebrates 'Sober Day 2008'. Well, she has to have one eventually. SeriouslyOMG