Here's a treat – the first five minutes of 'The Dark Knight' for free. Mollygood

Ashlee Simpson has a baby bump. Or maybe she just ate a pie. TMZ

Ed Harris manages to frighten the hell out of the paparazzi. WWTDD

Denise Richards makes her nephew feel a little embarrassed. Drunkenstepfather

Britney being confined to her bedroom has financial implications for a certain coffee shop. Dlisted

Angelina Jolie could be weeks away from giving birth, God help us. Celebwarship

Christie Brinkley's husband spent $3000 a month on internet porn. Must have a cock like a fighter pilot's trigger finger. ICYDK

Celebrity Death Pool with one candidate – Amy Winehouse. Hollyscoop

Mariah Carey's marriage in trouble? Never saw that coming… Hollyscoop

Want to see Katie Holmes on Broadway? Good, because no-one else does. Laineygossip

Karma targets Rose McGowan, as does Robert Rodriguez's ex and their five kids. IDLYITW

In case you missed that Rachael Hunter picture. Yeeeah

Angelina Jolie has revealed that she is scarred because she and an ex-boyfriend experimented with knives in bed when she was 14. She was in bed with boys at 14? But she explains that she only did it because she was curious about vampires. Although we thought vampires used their fangs to draw blood. And we bet she didn't tell that little anecdote when she was trying to adopt...

Nicole Richie, a baby and some hot coffee. Mother Of The Year potential. TMZ

Danny DeVito prepares to launch a Zeppelin race. WWTDD

John Travolta knows it's fun to stay at the YMCA. Dlisted

Halle Berry takes the twins for an outing. No sign of her baby. Celebwarship

Wonder Woman's powers not so impressive any more. Yahoonews

The tangled tale of Angelina Jolie's PA and her BlackBerry. ICYDK

Charlie Sheen not taking his wedding vows too seriously. ASL

Bono is looking taller these days... Here's why. Stilts next? Justjared

Madonna now dressing her age, thank heavens. CDL

Amy Winehouse thinks she's in Disneyland. Dlisted

Different haircut, same face though... Laineygossip

Anne Hathaway shows up Jodie Marsh. ASL

We certainly smell desperation. ICYDK

"It's not cool getting drunk," which is why Lily Allen was so wasted last night. Myspace

Angelina's birthday flowers take two men and a quad bike to deliver. ASL

What David Beckham would probably be doing if he couldn't play football. Justjared

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's babies go up in price. Mollygood

Lindsay Lohan carries the lighter bags. Dlisted

Jessica Simpson's father goes up one place on our Best Fathers Ever list. Usmagazine

Forget all that peace keeping, humanitarian guff that Angelina Jolie spouts, when push comes to shove Jolie would shoot you like a rabid dog if she got the chance. She told says that she has a gun in her house and: "If anyone comes in to my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them."

Big Brother contestants show their two best assets. IDLYITW

Angelina Jolie says she feels sexy whilst pregnant. Vanity Fair photos support this theory. Celebwarship

Tom Cruise has massively expensive party with a few close friends. Hollyscoop

Bill Murray likes the odd drink, orgy and pot smoking session. His wife doesn't. IDLYITW

Denise Richards debates the pros and cons of looking like an 'Eighties high class hooker'. Perezhilton

New Sarah Jessica Parker website confirms what we've all been thinking for a while. SJPlookslikeahorse

Lohan goes in to hospital for genuine illness shocker! Laineygossip

Liv Tyler can't quite believe what Rumer Willis looks like. Dlisted

Congratulations to Angelina Jolie, as she has reportedly given birth to twin girls. She can't deny it now. But she has kept it very quiet as apparently she gave birth on Sunday, at a Catholic clinic in Aix-en-Provence with Brad Pitt by her side.

Wesley Snipes still avoiding jail, for now. TMZ

Shania Twain's husband should have gone to Specsavers. WWTDD

Nicole Kidman may be doing a Demi Moore – a pregnant nude covershoot. Justjared

Is Nick Nolte a friend of Dorothy? Cityrag

Hilary Swank's new hairdo makes her look like a male computer programmer. Celebwarship

Modest Beyonce thinks God understands her. He does his best, bless him. Mollygood

Brad Pitt will be gutted when he hears what Jennifer Aniston said. Gutted until he remembers who he's married to. ICYDK

Natalie Portman looking rather fine in Cannes. Laineygossip

David Beckham looks thrilled to be watching basketball on Champions League final night. ASL