Confidentially agreement? WHAT confidentialty agreeent?!
A member of staff on Paul Allen's Yacht in the South of France has been in touch about the wedding of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...
I know that
Angelina Jolie and
Brad Pitt do a lot of worthwhile work for charity, but that doesn't mean they're beyond paying
hotel bills like the rest of us shameful mortals, does it? The glamorous pair (who are hardly short of a bob or two) are currently in Texas, for which they deserve a scintilla of sympathy, to be fair, while Brad wanders across the set of his new movie '
Tree Of Life' looking mean and serious in equal measures.
The first rule of being in the
Jolie-Pitt family is that you do not talk about the Jolie-Pitt family. The second rule of… Well, you get the picture. It appears that the multicultural rainbow family is having its fair share of arguments, as the
children fight relentlessly with each other whilst Angelina scours the world for another child and Brad tries to rebuild New Orleans single-handedly.
Star magazine in the US is breathlessly claiming that
Brad Pitt and
Angelina Jolie were
married on Saturday in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel in New Orleans. The magazine is certain about their 'exclusive' because they are able to draw on some sources (unnamed, naturally) who they claim "are in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony". That'd be the vicar dressed as Elvis then.
Well done to the New England Historical Genealogical Society (who sound like fun types to have on a crazy night out) who have done years of research and basically found that
everyone in the USA is related to each other, something one glance at the
Spears clan could have told them already, saving a lot of time and money in the process.
Angelina and Brad are expecting twins apparently. A boy and a girl. Just like
J-Lo. Geez, having twins must be airborne in Hollywood at the moment. They're all squeezing them out.
Pitt and
Jolie to move to a sleepy French town. Then build a motorcycle circuit.
Celebwarship
Britney has been using her spare time to get rid of her tattoos.
TMZ
Sienna Miller and
Rhys Ifans carry on being just good friends.
WWTDD
If the next 'Hulk' film is as bad as the last, we're all going to get very angry...
Dlisted
Aretha Franklin might be about to beat her accountant to death.
AP
Never thought I'd says this but here's a reason to admire
Ellen DeGeneres.
Mollygood
Stars give their thoughts on
Heath Ledger. A nice tribute.
ICYDK
Snoop Dogg's kids are a chip off the old block.
Hollyscoop
Pink quashes those lesbian rumours once and for all.
INO
Anne Hathaway is buying absinthe in bulk.
IDLYITW
Samantha Ronson auditions for 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' role. Come out children!
Celebwarship
Star Magazine have dug deep and come up with a source close to the household of
Angelina Jolie and
Brad Pitt who gives them the inside gossip on the pair. The latest news is that they have fallen out big time over their
wedding plans. Problems deciding which of their multinational breed should be pageboy and flower girl? No, it's a bit more serious than that: they can't agree on which
continent the nuptials should take place.
There's a lot of shit clogging up the Holy Moly inbox right now, so we were chuffed to find one gem among the penis enlarging tat. It was an email referring us to a website where someone had Photoshopped celebrities' heads on to the bodies of men in kilts. It's a lot better than it sounds. Believe!