Big Brother contestants show their two best assets. IDLYITW

Angelina Jolie says she feels sexy whilst pregnant. Vanity Fair photos support this theory. Celebwarship

Tom Cruise has massively expensive party with a few close friends. Hollyscoop

Bill Murray likes the odd drink, orgy and pot smoking session. His wife doesn't. IDLYITW

Denise Richards debates the pros and cons of looking like an 'Eighties high class hooker'. Perezhilton

New Sarah Jessica Parker website confirms what we've all been thinking for a while. SJPlookslikeahorse

Lohan goes in to hospital for genuine illness shocker! Laineygossip

Liv Tyler can't quite believe what Rumer Willis looks like. Dlisted

Congratulations to Angelina Jolie, as she has reportedly given birth to twin girls. She can't deny it now. But she has kept it very quiet as apparently she gave birth on Sunday, at a Catholic clinic in Aix-en-Provence with Brad Pitt by her side.

Wesley Snipes still avoiding jail, for now. TMZ

Shania Twain's husband should have gone to Specsavers. WWTDD

Nicole Kidman may be doing a Demi Moore – a pregnant nude covershoot. Justjared

Is Nick Nolte a friend of Dorothy? Cityrag

Hilary Swank's new hairdo makes her look like a male computer programmer. Celebwarship

Modest Beyonce thinks God understands her. He does his best, bless him. Mollygood

Brad Pitt will be gutted when he hears what Jennifer Aniston said. Gutted until he remembers who he's married to. ICYDK

Natalie Portman looking rather fine in Cannes. Laineygossip

David Beckham looks thrilled to be watching basketball on Champions League final night. ASL

Andy Garcia looking like a barbershop floor. TMZ

Joss Stone is swapping spit with another woman, but where's the Flake? WWTDD

Angelina Jolie and Clint Eastwood's wife make my day. Do they feel licky? Dlisted

What's Fred Durst up to these days? No, I couldn't care less either. Mollygood

The Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz wedding invitation. A joyous occasion. Celebwarship

Celine Dion attempts the 'sexy' look, and succeeds like a cow attempting to write a novel. ICYDK

Owen Wilson deals with his heartbreak. With a stripper. Hollyscoop

Gwyneth Paltrow looking good (from the calves upwards). Laineygossip

Mariah Carey's husband does as he is told, knowing which side his bread is buttered. IDLYITW

Jason Statham's latest cerebral celluloid offering. Magnificent. Justjared

What has Jim Carrey been doing to Jenny McCarthy to make her look like this? Ninjadude

Mike Tyson recreates the 'fat' scenes from 'Raging Bull', but who's going to tell him he's fat? TMZ

Jean Claude Van Damme looking like Iggy Pop with rubbish hair. WWTDD

Nicole Kidman visibly pregnant while Keith Urban wonders who the father is. Dlisted

Sean Penn is avoiding Petra Nemcova, the fool. Celebwarship

Mr Sulu, boldly going where some men have been before. Mollygood

P Diddly is modest as usual, claiming his clothes make men sexy. ICYDK

In Goth we trust? Not quite. Ashlee Simpson had a prenuptial agreement. Hollyscoop

Angelina's twins look like they might be a handful. Maybe two. ASL

Megan Fox was bullied at school. She needs a big hug. INO

Paula Abdul celebrates 'Sober Day 2008'. Well, she has to have one eventually. SeriouslyOMG

Lindsay Lohan relaxes by strolling through weeds in a bikini. TMZ

Scarlett Johansson singing live, though 'singing' might be stretching it a bit. WWTDD

Classy Lily Allen is sick of flashing her boobs, so now here's her undergrowth. Dlisted

Colin Farrell taking method acting a bit far. Celebwarship

Hot, hot news on Suri Cruise. Mollygood

Nicole Kidman is having his child and Keith Urban is still the dullest man on the planet. ICYDK

Ellen DeGeneres' wedding is going to be a tacky affair if Timberlake has his way. Hollyscoop

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had an 'Alice In Wonderland' wedding theme. Cheery. INO

Brad Pitt's family tattoo explained at last. Defamer

Suge Knight might fight his attacker (if he's not dead yet). TMZ

Lindsay Lohan's head gets very heavy. Luckily Sam Ronson's shoulder is there to break the fall. WWTDD

Pete Doherty looking suave, sophisticated and utterly damned. Dlisted

Sacre Bleu! Angelina Jolie may give birth in France. Celebwarship

Mariah Carey has her personal toilet guarded. Yeeeah

Draco Malfoy finds an ideal way to beat Harry Potter – sing at him. Mollygood

Rihanna and Chris Brown still not dating. This is getting boring now. ICYDK

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson split. Is it 2007 again? Hollyscoop

'Buy my jeans,' pleads Posh, 'I don't have all the money in the world yet!' Laineygossip

Actress Anne Heche isn't having the best of years. IDLYITW

Maddox Jolie-Pitt has the best seat in the house, the lucky sod. TMZ

Tara Reid's next movie will be the greatest film ever made. WWTDD

Who gave Samantha Ronson a love bite? Laineygossip

I should Coco. Audrey Tatou in the role of Chanel (and the clothes) . Celebwarship

Mariah Carey's husband shows off his expensive watch (and lady's wrists). Mollygood

Will Smith's new film sounds like a corker! ICYDK

There simply hasn't been enough of Sarah Jessica Parker in the news this week, has there? Here's a little more. Hollyscoop

Cynthia Nixon determined to marry Ron Weasley. Dlisted

Your chance to own (and fail to fit into) Posh's old clothes. ASL

Beyonce pregnant? And what on earth is the Def Jam diet? IDLYITW

Donna Summer is back, but looking more like a bleak mid-winter. InTouch