Confidentially agreement? WHAT confidentialty agreeent?!
A member of staff on Paul Allen's Yacht in the South of France has been in touch about the wedding of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...
A pregnant
Jessica Alba may be between bra sizes, so she doesn't bother with one at all.
WWTDD
Criminal mastermind comes this close to stealing $360bn.
Dallasnews
Javier Bardem too tired to work. It's no career for old men…
Dlisted
Madonna sucks the life force out of Justin Timberlake live on stage with her weapon of mass seduction.
Celebwarship
A drunken
Christina Aguilera appears to have been bottle feeding herself.
Mollygood
Uwe Boll and
Michael Bay should fight to the death.
SeriouslyOMG
Angelina Jolie in France for the foreseeable future – British stalkers celebrate.
Justjared
Video footage of
Lil' Kim's car getting repossessed.
Ninjadude
Rob Lowe's wife denies she is a racist and obsessed with cock size. Well, she would say that, wouldn't she?
Defamer
Finally someone other than
Gwyneth Paltrow emerges to promote Iron Man...
Laineygossip
Angelina Jolie sorts out the world's problems.
ASL
Rihanna knew that mole would come in handy one day.
Dlisted
Sean Penn's on-off divorce is off again.
TMZ
Natalie Portman appears to be dating the singer from the Magic Numbers.
WWTDD
David Beckham puzzled as he is stopped by one fifth of the Village People.
Cityrag
Kate Hudson looking classy in her new film.
Celebwarship
A sad day for
Richard Curtis. The 'romcom' is dying on its arse.
Mollygood
Angelina Jolie's brother demonstrates who got the looks in the family.
ICYDK
Elton John is holding down
David Furnish and his helium head.
CDL
Geri Halliwell looking like one of those novelty knitted toilet roll covers.
INO
Johnny Depp to marry his little French songbird?
IDLYITW
I know that
Angelina Jolie and
Brad Pitt do a lot of worthwhile work for charity, but that doesn't mean they're beyond paying
hotel bills like the rest of us shameful mortals, does it? The glamorous pair (who are hardly short of a bob or two) are currently in Texas, for which they deserve a scintilla of sympathy, to be fair, while Brad wanders across the set of his new movie '
Tree Of Life' looking mean and serious in equal measures.
The first rule of being in the
Jolie-Pitt family is that you do not talk about the Jolie-Pitt family. The second rule of… Well, you get the picture. It appears that the multicultural rainbow family is having its fair share of arguments, as the
children fight relentlessly with each other whilst Angelina scours the world for another child and Brad tries to rebuild New Orleans single-handedly.
Star magazine in the US is breathlessly claiming that
Brad Pitt and
Angelina Jolie were
married on Saturday in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel in New Orleans. The magazine is certain about their 'exclusive' because they are able to draw on some sources (unnamed, naturally) who they claim "are in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony". That'd be the vicar dressed as Elvis then.
Well done to the New England Historical Genealogical Society (who sound like fun types to have on a crazy night out) who have done years of research and basically found that
everyone in the USA is related to each other, something one glance at the
Spears clan could have told them already, saving a lot of time and money in the process.
P Diddly settles punch up case out of court.
TMZ
Whatever happened to the
Jackson 5? Here's what.
WWTDD
Russell Crowe, filming 'The Bill Bailey Story' on location.
Filmdrunk
That isn't a T-shirt that
Heidi Klum is wearing.
Hollywoodtuna
An American perspective on the British phenomenon known as
Jade Goody.
Celebwarship
Johnny Knoxville is single. And his real surname is 'Clapp'. What a catch.
ICYDK
Jessica Alba has been playing 'apples to apples'. No, no idea either.
Hollyscoop
Amy Winehouse to use urine ointment on her face. Kiss kiss.
Showbizspy
Leonardo DiCaprio lives in a solar powered house and only drivezzzzzzz.
ASL
Charlie Sheen is replaced by a fairy.
CDL
Any volunteers to cheer up
Angelina Jolie?
IDLYITW
Eva Longoria not pregnant, She just looks fat in
Victoria Beckham's jeans.
SeriouslyOMG
Don't mess with
Henry Rollins,
Britney.
Dlisted
Tara Reid looking drunk in an airport. The technical term is a ‘Hasselhoff’ -
Drunkenstepfather
Rumer Willis finally morphs into Stephen Beale from Eastenders -
Dlisted
South Park’s take on Britney and the paparazzi -
WWTDD
Dontella Versace and her ‘World of Leather’ face played matchmaker for Halle Berry -
Celebwarship
Benicio Del Toro as Wolfman. Looking better groomed than usual, actually -
Mollygood
Why Pamela Anderson isn’t getting much sleep. Not the obvious answer -
ICYDK
Lindsay Lohan’s sex tape is a hoax, thank God. -
Hollyscoop
Did Kate Moss win a huge bag full of money at the casino? -
ASL
Angelina Jolie doesn’t feel great about herself -
IDLYITW
Rene Zellwegger gushes embarrassingly about how lucky she is -
INO
The Kristen Davis sex pictures mystery solved. They’re real, no mystery -
Ninjadude
Angelina and Brad are expecting twins apparently. A boy and a girl. Just like
J-Lo. Geez, having twins must be airborne in Hollywood at the moment. They're all squeezing them out.