Are mother's always right? Maybe when you're eight years old but would you listen to your mum if she told you to leave your
multi millionaire wife for a receptionist? Well that's what
Blake Fielder-Civil's mother Georgette has done.
Is
Lindsay Lohan coming onto
Joel Madden despite him being with Nicole Richie (and incredibly ugly to boot)?
Dlisted
Victoria and
David Beckham somehow manage to befriend Seal and Heidi Klum.
ASL
Amy Winehouse turns into her mother (a thinner version, presumably).
WWTDD
Who bothered to let her out?
ICYDK
We don't even know how one of the
Olsens made it onto the 'Hottest Women' list in the first place.
Mollygood
Cher looks like an understated
Pete Burns.
TMZ
Give it up, grandma.
Celebwarship
George Clooney turns 47 but doesn't look a day over 30. Much like his grilfriend.
Laineygossip
So, if
Amy Winehouse has finally come to her senses and booted her scumbag of a husband into touch, then she must still have something going round her head among the roaches and used lighters which probably got in there during the course of one of her epic benders. But did she have the sense to make him sign a
prenuptial agreement?
If there's one thing we can deduce from the latest revelations about
Amy Winehouse it's that she has an awful taste in men. Blame it on the drugs, blame it on the booze - but Wino must have been wearing some particularly thick beer goggles. This as The Sun reveals that she was
at it with Blake Wood, aka Blake II. As if we couldn't have guessed.
This will depress you - the
Sunday Times List of Young Musical Millionaires under the age of 30.
Craig David has £10m. Wait, Craig David is under 30? And
Simon Webbe (pictured) is somehow in it too...
Amy Winehouse could be facing arrest after she allegedly attacked two men on a night out. Amy apparently headbutted a good samaritan after he hailed her a cab (as you do) before giving another man a fat lip. Which is just a standard night out really.
Marilyn Manson looks much scarier without the make-up.
TMZ
Sienna Miller, doing what she does best.
WWTDD
Amy Winehouse has a couple of little tots.
Dlisted
Paula Abdul takes hair styling tips from
Donald Trump.
Hollywoodrag
Kate Beckinsale may be turning to the dark side.
ASL
Elizabeth Taylor – still not dead.
Celebwarship
Tom Cruise sick of the sight of
Victoria Beckham. Join the club, mate.
ICYDK
Britney is writing letters of apology. Probably in green crayon.
Hollyscoop
How much did your favourite US star earn last year? Too much, that's how much.
WWTDD
Amy Winehouse – addicted to ironing and now her hair fills an alcove.
Dlisted
Vanilla Ice should face a prison term for this haircut.
Celebwarship
Nelson Mandela is seriously considering going back to Riker's Island prison.
Mollygood
When the biggest nutter on the planet avoids you it's time to give up.
Hollyscoop
Wherever deodorant and rap meet,
Janet Jackson will be in the middle.
ASL
Cameron Diaz is prepared to stare at beavers and wrestle a tickly trout.
CDL
Beyonce and
Jay-Z are crazy in love. Wedding bells are in the air.
WWTDD
Top US hospital may have a pretty heartless mole.
TMZ
New Kids on the Block look like Old Scarecrows out in a Field.
Dlisted
Celine Dion and her terrible drug past.
Gonehollywood
Christina Ricci wants a big arse. I hear Paul Danan is single…
Wendywayrad
Amy Winehouse the model?
Celebwarship
"I am anal," says
Jodie Foster in a surprise move.
INO
Matthew Broderick embarrasses Isla Fisher.
Justjared
Lindsay Lohan to strip on film, all in the name of art of course.
ICYDK
If you really have nothing better to do with your life, here's
David Beckham 'Y'Know' – ing his way through an interview with
Jay Leno. Part One.
Redlasso
Sweet God, here's part two of
Beckham's interview.
Redlaso