Janet Jackson attempts to look like a perfume bottle and succeeds. Sorry, Miss Jackson.
TMZ
This is either
Lily Allen or
Jade Goody topless.
WWTDD
Christina Aguilera looking like Penelope Pitstop crossed with
Jordan.
Dlisted
Rumer Willis's unusual face may be launching a singing career, just like daddy.
ASL
Chloe Sevigny not looking so great in glasses.
Websterismybitch
Ryan Adams offering to show
Mandy Moore his 'Heartbreaker'.
Celebwarship
Doherty and
Winehouse in 'Dawn of the Deadbeats'.
Mollygood
Mariah Carey's new name simply isn't cricket.
ICYDK
Jennifer Aniston may be in love with
John Mayer. The world rejoices.
Laineygossip
Steve-O giggles but his bail bondsman might have known cameras would be present, judging by his t-shirt.
Bauergriffinonline
Claudia Schiffer tries to look sexy by wearing only panties and a mask. Oh, it worked!
CDL
Well, it looks like
Amy Winehouse has gotten away with the whole crack pipe video incident and
police are not bringing charges against her. Although quite how the police were going to prove what she was smoking just from a video is another matter. You would have thought they'd have learned after the whole 'Cocaine Kate' saga.
Anyway, here's the official statement from her people:
Police have confirmed that no action will be taken against Amy Winehouse in relation to an investigation into a video handed to them in January.
She was questioned by police last week and released on unconditional bail. They have now concluded their enquiries and no charges will be brought. Amy’s bail date to return to Limehouse police station has been cancelled, bringing this matter to an end.
Amy is pleased to be able to move on and concentrate on music and particularly looks forward to seeing her fans again at eagerly awaited festival performances this summer.
Are they making her go to Limehouse police station just to confuse her?
Now all she has to do is answer for the crime of snogging Pete Doherty last night.
Someone kicked the shit out of
Suge Knight. Twelve million suspects to be interviewed.
TMZ
Mischa Barton reckons she hasn't got cottage cheese thighs.
WWTDD
Tom Cruise and family enjoying some 'Earth Soccerball'.
Dlisted
Proof that
Dina Lohan is more than deserving of her 'Mother of the Year' award.
ASL
Britney, is that you?
Celebwarship
Justin Timberlake sells out.
Laineygossip
Amy Winehouse looks like an malnourished child with lots of tattoos.
SeriouslyOMG
Paris Hilton has a little bit of 'Single White Female' about her.
INO
Are mother's always right? Maybe when you're eight years old but would you listen to your mum if she told you to leave your
multi millionaire wife for a receptionist? Well that's what
Blake Fielder-Civil's mother Georgette has done.
Is
Lindsay Lohan coming onto
Joel Madden despite him being with Nicole Richie (and incredibly ugly to boot)?
Dlisted
Victoria and
David Beckham somehow manage to befriend Seal and Heidi Klum.
ASL
Amy Winehouse turns into her mother (a thinner version, presumably).
WWTDD
Who bothered to let her out?
ICYDK
We don't even know how one of the
Olsens made it onto the 'Hottest Women' list in the first place.
Mollygood
Cher looks like an understated
Pete Burns.
TMZ
Give it up, grandma.
Celebwarship
George Clooney turns 47 but doesn't look a day over 30. Much like his grilfriend.
Laineygossip
So, if
Amy Winehouse has finally come to her senses and booted her scumbag of a husband into touch, then she must still have something going round her head among the roaches and used lighters which probably got in there during the course of one of her epic benders. But did she have the sense to make him sign a
prenuptial agreement?
If there's one thing we can deduce from the latest revelations about
Amy Winehouse it's that she has an awful taste in men. Blame it on the drugs, blame it on the booze - but Wino must have been wearing some particularly thick beer goggles. This as The Sun reveals that she was
at it with Blake Wood, aka Blake II. As if we couldn't have guessed.
This will depress you - the
Sunday Times List of Young Musical Millionaires under the age of 30.
Craig David has £10m. Wait, Craig David is under 30? And
Simon Webbe (pictured) is somehow in it too...
Amy Winehouse could be facing arrest after she allegedly attacked two men on a night out. Amy apparently headbutted a good samaritan after he hailed her a cab (as you do) before giving another man a fat lip. Which is just a standard night out really.