It's judgement day for Blaaaake and he's just been sentenced to 27 months in prison. Blake pleaded guilty to grevious bodily harm and perverting the course of justice and even tried escaping a sentence by claiming that if he was freed he would get Amy Winehouse off drugs... (And into an early grave more like).

Didn't you just know Helena Bonham-Carter would have a pram like this? TMZ

A novel way of selling your dress design on TV. Flash your tuppence. WWTDD

David Lee Roth and his dirty doppleganger. Dlisted

Devon Aoki will mourn the death of her father if she looks stylish enough. Celebwarship

Steve Irwin's daughter is precocious. And very annoying. Mollygood

Amy Winehouse doesn't get the concept of Madame Tussaud's. Entertainmentwise

Julianne Moore will continue showing the lot, because her kids will hate her anyway. ICYDK

Now Lindsay Lohan is sharing Sam Ronson's lawsuits. Hollyscoop

Victoria Beckham flashes that winning smile again after a few drinkies. Laineygossip

Gwyneth Paltrow shows off the benefits of a macrobiotic diet and living with Chris Martin. Yeeeah

Alex Rodriguez faces the legendary humour of baseball fans. TMZ

Another woman falls for the charms of multi-millionaire James Blunt. WWTDD

Josh Brolin looking hard as nails in his police mugshot. Oh, he got arrested. Dlisted

Oh dear – Miley Cyrus in a wet t-shirt competition? ONTD

Did Madonna think Lourdes' father was a thicko? Celebwarship

21st July is the date that Blake Fielder-Flatcap will be released, reckons Amy Winehouse. ICYDK

She's still Jenny from the 'three times round the block then a swim and a bike ride'. Hollyscoop

Antonio Banderas demands that you smell his 'Euro Man Cheese'. Laineygossip

Subtle seduction technique of the week. Madonna had her heart set on a Cuban babyfather. Yeeeah

Two of the hammiest actresses in the world. Thanks, Michael Lohan, this is all your fault. Dlisted

Ratty old Amy Winehouse isn't as stupid as she looks you know. Slugger Wino has hit on a new plan to rid herself of that parasite of a husband of hers before she has to fork out all that dough when she inevitably decides to divorce him. Her new plan is that she's going to drive him to suicide in prison - and the first step is simulating sex through the pane of glass during visiting hours. Can you imagine a more disturbing picture than Winehouse on heat slobbering all over the glass?

It seems that Amy Winehouse is indiscriminately attacking people as she has now smacked her very own bodyguard in the face. It was reported earlier today that Amy punched someone in a pub in Camden because they pinched her bum. But seeing as though it would be impossible to find even an inch of flesh anywhere, especially in that area, we find that hard to believe.

Once, twice, three times a lager lout! Yes, Amy Winehouse has done it again as reports emerge that she punched a second man last Saturday for pinching her bum. That makes three punches in a week and two for alleged bum pinching. Now, it is SO unlikely that anyone would want to pinch Amy's skeletal ass that we've come up with theory...

It would seem that fans are taking their lives in their hands when turning up at Amy Winehouse's Camden home to interact with/pester the singer and provoke her to do something funny. A lucky fan last night managed just that when she clocked him one for allegedly pinching her bum. Quite why she thinks people will believe this is unclear - she blatently doesn't have a pinch worth of flesh on her whole body...

Pamela Anderson's demure and unusual birthday cake. TMZ

Amy Winehouse's hipster pants slip a bit. Not safe for work – or humans – you have been warned. Dlisted

Pete Wentz showing his fantastic fashion sense again. Celebwarship

Steve-O goes loco. It's official. ICYDK

Britney Spears has a cunning plan. Can't see this failing… Hollyscoop

More on why 'The Dark Knight' will be the best film of the year. Laineygossip

Mark Ronson's outfit surely means there's a naked scarecrow out there somewhere? ASL

The funniest thing Jim Carrey has appeared in for years. CDL

Tom Cruise to star in 'A Fistful Of Engrams'? SeriouslyOMG

You'd have to be about three hundred feet high to appreciate this bit of sand art, but it's excellent nonetheless.

It's fairly clear that Kanye West is not a man who takes criticism well. If say, you were to accuse him of giving a poor performance in a concert as someone did last week then he's straight onto his blog, locking the capital letters and setting that massive mind to full-on 'whine' mode. So when Amy Winehouse slurred an insult about him at Glastonbury at the weekend, surely he'd be mad enough to punch a hole in the walls of the universe?

Amy Winehouse's spokesperson has stated the obvious by announcing that Mitch Winehouse is "no medical man". We know that, he's a cabbie. Mitch the snitch claimed that Amy has emphysema but her spokesperson has now claimed that his diagnosis is incorrect.