James Alexandrou, of 'Martin Fowler' fame, has been photographed smoking what appears to be a very 'jazzy' cigarette and holding a rather suspicious bag of green stuff. Pauline Fowler would be turning in her grave. If EastEnders was real life, obviously.

It was the Ivor Novello Awards last night. Amy Winehouse finally showed up to win Best Song Musically and Lyrically for 'Love Is A Losing Game' but sent her dad Mitch to go and collect the award on her behalf. Probably because she was off her head. Also at the prestigious awards were musical greats such as, er, Sonique, Beverley Knight, Mick Hucknell (sorry, Hucknell) and ex-Busted Matt.

Glastonbury. Drugs, booze and rubbish tattoos. How will Amy Winehouse fit in? Yahoonews

Melanie Griffith – tiger-print dress and panda eyes is always a great look. ICYDK

Lock up your aunties, Jodie Foster is single again. Dlisted

What is the point of Dita Von Teese, and why is she is still famous? Celebwarship

David Letterman takes no prisoners. Even if they're a 14-year-old Lohan. Mollygood

Is Goldie Hawn-ing herself around Cannes. Laineygossip

Steven Tyler goes into rehab. What a massive fucking shock (again). ASL

Basic Quimstinct – Sharon Stone is up to her old tricks again. IDLYITW

Janet Jackson attempts to look like a perfume bottle and succeeds. Sorry, Miss Jackson. TMZ

This is either Lily Allen or Jade Goody topless. WWTDD

Christina Aguilera looking like Penelope Pitstop crossed with Jordan. Dlisted

Rumer Willis's unusual face may be launching a singing career, just like daddy. ASL

Chloe Sevigny not looking so great in glasses. Websterismybitch

Ryan Adams offering to show Mandy Moore his 'Heartbreaker'. Celebwarship

Doherty and Winehouse in 'Dawn of the Deadbeats'. Mollygood

Mariah Carey's new name simply isn't cricket. ICYDK

Jennifer Aniston may be in love with John Mayer. The world rejoices. Laineygossip

Steve-O giggles but his bail bondsman might have known cameras would be present, judging by his t-shirt. Bauergriffinonline

Claudia Schiffer tries to look sexy by wearing only panties and a mask. Oh, it worked! CDL

Well, it looks like Amy Winehouse has gotten away with the whole crack pipe video incident and police are not bringing charges against her. Although quite how the police were going to prove what she was smoking just from a video is another matter. You would have thought they'd have learned after the whole 'Cocaine Kate' saga.

Anyway, here's the official statement from her people:

Police have confirmed that no action will be taken against Amy Winehouse in relation to an investigation into a video handed to them in January. She was questioned by police last week and released on unconditional bail. They have now concluded their enquiries and no charges will be brought. Amy’s bail date to return to Limehouse police station has been cancelled, bringing this matter to an end. Amy is pleased to be able to move on and concentrate on music and particularly looks forward to seeing her fans again at eagerly awaited festival performances this summer.

Are they making her go to Limehouse police station just to confuse her?

Now all she has to do is answer for the crime of snogging Pete Doherty last night.

Someone kicked the shit out of Suge Knight. Twelve million suspects to be interviewed. TMZ

Mischa Barton reckons she hasn't got cottage cheese thighs. WWTDD

Tom Cruise and family enjoying some 'Earth Soccerball'. Dlisted

Proof that Dina Lohan is more than deserving of her 'Mother of the Year' award. ASL

Britney, is that you? Celebwarship

Justin Timberlake sells out. Laineygossip

Amy Winehouse looks like an malnourished child with lots of tattoos. SeriouslyOMG

Paris Hilton has a little bit of 'Single White Female' about her. INO

Are mother's always right? Maybe when you're eight years old but would you listen to your mum if she told you to leave your multi millionaire wife for a receptionist? Well that's what Blake Fielder-Civil's mother Georgette has done.