Good old Mitch Winehouse. The man is a dream for tabloid journalists. Short of a story for the Sunday papers? Get me Mitch Winehouse on the blower pronto! This time, Amy Winehouse's rent-a-quote dad has been talking about how his wayward daughter won't clean her act up until she has kids with Blake. Just imagine the issues the poor little mite will grow up with...

Amy Winehouse thinks she's in Disneyland. Dlisted

Different haircut, same face though... Laineygossip

Anne Hathaway shows up Jodie Marsh. ASL

We certainly smell desperation. ICYDK

"It's not cool getting drunk," which is why Lily Allen was so wasted last night. Myspace

Angelina's birthday flowers take two men and a quad bike to deliver. ASL

What David Beckham would probably be doing if he couldn't play football. Justjared

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's babies go up in price. Mollygood

Lindsay Lohan carries the lighter bags. Dlisted

Jessica Simpson's father goes up one place on our Best Fathers Ever list. Usmagazine

Amy Winehouse is clearly still under the influence of something fairly mind altering as she was at court yesterday mouthing "I love you" and "You're fit!" to Blaaaake. She turned up four hours late to be berated by a court official for flirting and making suggestive hand gestures in his direction. But at least the pair were kept at a distance so we don't have to worry about them actually attempting to procreate - for now.

Wino probably shouldn't have bothered trekking all the way to Portugal the other day for what was billed as her live comeback, as she was over an hour late for the (bizarrely named) Rock in Rio festival in Lisbon, and didn't even have the strength to hold the bloody microphone. Although she did entertain the crowd with a bonkers quote about Blaaaake.

It seems that 63-year-old Rod Stewart needing some extra oxygen on standby is a bit of a shock to festival organizers in Norway. Compared with Pete Doherty or Amy Winehouse it sounds quite tame to us and is probably way more commonplace than you'd think.

Mel B's husband gives her a slap and gets a fleshy ripple. Top marks for the shadow in this picture too. TMZ

German newspaper claims that Amy Winehouse doesn't leave home without a nappy. WWTDD

Pete Wentz looking like more of a twat than usual. Dlisted

Guess who's a big fan of Lindsay Lohan's music? Celebwarship

Alanis Morissette is honestly not bothered about her ex getting engaged to Scar-Jo. Honestly. Mollygood

Ben and Jerry produce the not at all tacky 'John Lennon' ice cream at last. ICYDK

Pink speaks up for Australian sheep. Plenty of time on her hands then? Hollyscoop

Colin Farrell looking like a greasy, thin tramp. Hopefully it's for a movie role. Laineygossip

Katie Holmes is relaxed, happy and beautiful. And yes, Tom Cruise is 5000 miles away from her. ASL

Matthew McConaughey's brother 'Rooster' is in a reality show. And he named his son 'Miller Lite'. Clearly a great man. Justjared

James Alexandrou, of 'Martin Fowler' fame, has been photographed smoking what appears to be a very 'jazzy' cigarette and holding a rather suspicious bag of green stuff. Pauline Fowler would be turning in her grave. If EastEnders was real life, obviously.

It was the Ivor Novello Awards last night. Amy Winehouse finally showed up to win Best Song Musically and Lyrically for 'Love Is A Losing Game' but sent her dad Mitch to go and collect the award on her behalf. Probably because she was off her head. Also at the prestigious awards were musical greats such as, er, Sonique, Beverley Knight, Mick Hucknell (sorry, Hucknell) and ex-Busted Matt.

Glastonbury. Drugs, booze and rubbish tattoos. How will Amy Winehouse fit in? Yahoonews

Melanie Griffith – tiger-print dress and panda eyes is always a great look. ICYDK

Lock up your aunties, Jodie Foster is single again. Dlisted

What is the point of Dita Von Teese, and why is she is still famous? Celebwarship

David Letterman takes no prisoners. Even if they're a 14-year-old Lohan. Mollygood

Is Goldie Hawn-ing herself around Cannes. Laineygossip

Steven Tyler goes into rehab. What a massive fucking shock (again). ASL

Basic Quimstinct – Sharon Stone is up to her old tricks again. IDLYITW