It was the Ivor Novello Awards last night.
Amy Winehouse finally showed up to win
Best Song Musically and Lyrically for '
Love Is A Losing Game' but sent her dad Mitch to go and collect the award on her behalf. Probably because she was off her head. Also at the prestigious awards were musical greats such as, er, Sonique, Beverley Knight, Mick Hucknell (sorry, Hucknell) and ex-Busted Matt.
Glastonbury. Drugs, booze and rubbish tattoos. How will
Amy Winehouse fit in?
Yahoonews
Melanie Griffith – tiger-print dress and panda eyes is always a great look.
ICYDK
Lock up your aunties,
Jodie Foster is single again.
Dlisted
What is the point of
Dita Von Teese, and why is she is still famous?
Celebwarship
David Letterman takes no prisoners. Even if they're a 14-year-old Lohan.
Mollygood
Is
Goldie Hawn-ing herself around Cannes.
Laineygossip
Steven Tyler goes into rehab. What a massive fucking shock (again).
ASL
Basic Quimstinct –
Sharon Stone is up to her old tricks again.
IDLYITW
Desperate celebrities (and
Big Brother contestants from years past) don't just go out to well known nightclubs in London to make fools of themselves or to flash parts their anatomy. They do that
playing football too.
Amy Winehouse and
Pete Doherty are sane, rational, clean and not skanky at all.
Don't have nightmares kids
It's
Blaaaake's trial today (don't let him out, don't let him out!) but is his supportive wife there to see him in the dock to face his charges? Is she fu...
Janet Jackson attempts to look like a perfume bottle and succeeds. Sorry, Miss Jackson.
TMZ
This is either
Lily Allen or
Jade Goody topless.
WWTDD
Christina Aguilera looking like Penelope Pitstop crossed with
Jordan.
Dlisted
Rumer Willis's unusual face may be launching a singing career, just like daddy.
ASL
Chloe Sevigny not looking so great in glasses.
Websterismybitch
Ryan Adams offering to show
Mandy Moore his 'Heartbreaker'.
Celebwarship
Doherty and
Winehouse in 'Dawn of the Deadbeats'.
Mollygood
Mariah Carey's new name simply isn't cricket.
ICYDK
Jennifer Aniston may be in love with
John Mayer. The world rejoices.
Laineygossip
Steve-O giggles but his bail bondsman might have known cameras would be present, judging by his t-shirt.
Bauergriffinonline
Claudia Schiffer tries to look sexy by wearing only panties and a mask. Oh, it worked!
CDL
Well, it looks like
Amy Winehouse has gotten away with the whole crack pipe video incident and
police are not bringing charges against her. Although quite how the police were going to prove what she was smoking just from a video is another matter. You would have thought they'd have learned after the whole 'Cocaine Kate' saga.
Anyway, here's the official statement from her people:
Police have confirmed that no action will be taken against Amy Winehouse in relation to an investigation into a video handed to them in January.
She was questioned by police last week and released on unconditional bail. They have now concluded their enquiries and no charges will be brought. Amy’s bail date to return to Limehouse police station has been cancelled, bringing this matter to an end.
Amy is pleased to be able to move on and concentrate on music and particularly looks forward to seeing her fans again at eagerly awaited festival performances this summer.
Are they making her go to Limehouse police station just to confuse her?
Now all she has to do is answer for the crime of snogging Pete Doherty last night.
Someone kicked the shit out of
Suge Knight. Twelve million suspects to be interviewed.
TMZ
Mischa Barton reckons she hasn't got cottage cheese thighs.
WWTDD
Tom Cruise and family enjoying some 'Earth Soccerball'.
Dlisted
Proof that
Dina Lohan is more than deserving of her 'Mother of the Year' award.
ASL
Britney, is that you?
Celebwarship
Justin Timberlake sells out.
Laineygossip
Amy Winehouse looks like an malnourished child with lots of tattoos.
SeriouslyOMG
Paris Hilton has a little bit of 'Single White Female' about her.
INO
Are mother's always right? Maybe when you're eight years old but would you listen to your mum if she told you to leave your
multi millionaire wife for a receptionist? Well that's what
Blake Fielder-Civil's mother Georgette has done.