The Sun is reporting that
Amy Winehouse has been offered
£350,000 to play a gig in a Dutch club where they use
urine and sweat to power the club, which is apparently located in a known druggy area. How appropriate...
P Diddly settles punch up case out of court.
TMZ
Whatever happened to the
Jackson 5? Here's what.
WWTDD
Russell Crowe, filming 'The Bill Bailey Story' on location.
Filmdrunk
That isn't a T-shirt that
Heidi Klum is wearing.
Hollywoodtuna
An American perspective on the British phenomenon known as
Jade Goody.
Celebwarship
Johnny Knoxville is single. And his real surname is 'Clapp'. What a catch.
ICYDK
Jessica Alba has been playing 'apples to apples'. No, no idea either.
Hollyscoop
Amy Winehouse to use urine ointment on her face. Kiss kiss.
Showbizspy
Leonardo DiCaprio lives in a solar powered house and only drivezzzzzzz.
ASL
Charlie Sheen is replaced by a fairy.
CDL
Any volunteers to cheer up
Angelina Jolie?
IDLYITW
Eva Longoria not pregnant, She just looks fat in
Victoria Beckham's jeans.
SeriouslyOMG
Don't mess with
Henry Rollins,
Britney.
Dlisted
The staff at US website
TMZ.com have pulled on their investigative boots and gone to some of America's leading
dermatologists to ask – just what is up with
Amy Winehouse's skin (apart from the fact she let Blake crawl all over it for so long?) The results make staggering reading. They haven't got a fucking clue between them.
Amy Winehouse's father,
Mitch the snitch, is now appearing in a documentary to say that he's probably to blame for all his daughter's problems. We think smoking all that crack and having a scumbag loser for a husband may have had something to do with it, but Mitch is adamant it's all down to him. And who are we to begrudge him his 15 minutes...
There are few things in life that put me off the thought of procreation, but this clip showing
Amy Winehouse being interviewed by
Blake Fielder-Civil for
Spin Magaine is the most sickening sight I have ever seen in my life.
Keeps your eyes peeled at the 28 second mark for full nutritious goodness.
Excuse me while I boke up my own pancreas, tear my eyes out with blunt tweezers and throw myself into the middle of the M25.
Nicole Richie likes cheese and salt but not her own breasts.
Hollyscoop
Amy Winehouse is on the move and looking great.
TMZ
Angelina Jolie strings a few sentences together about Iraq and sounds impressive.
Washingtonpost
Charlie Sheen still hates
Denise Richards.
Extra
Lindsay Lohan off for a night out in a whore's get-up.
WWTDD
For once,
Peter Andre looks manly.
Dlisted
A drug-addled, dead before his time genius, as seen by
Heath Ledger.
IDLYITW
The
NME Awards were held last night and the results were pretty much the same as
The Brits so we don't really see what the point is in having both. And obviously they got the word 'hero' confused with the word 'twat' as that's the only explanation for why
Pete Doherty won anything.
Snivelling leech Blake Fielder Civil lives to die another day after his and Amy Winehouse's court date in Norway was cancelled owing to him being banged up and having other court dates to attend to. What an excuse!
Ever wanted to look just like an underweight scarecrow after a heavy night out? Well, girls, now's your chance.
Amy Winehouse is reportedly launching her
own brand of clothes and make-up so you can look just like her!